President Trump stunned the world by urging Tehran’s residents to flee to the Gaza Strip for “safety” amid Israel’s airstrikes, sources have confirmed.
In a fiery Truth Social post, Trump claimed Gaza’s rubble-strewn streets are “safer than Iran’s nuke mess,” citing his “deal-making instincts.”
Right-wing X users hailed the call as “4D chess,” with MAGA memes showing Trump airlifting Iranians to Hamas hideouts.
Critics blasted the advice as “unhinged,” pointing to Gaza’s own war-torn chaos, with one X post quipping, “From Tehran’s bombs to Gaza’s craters—great plan, Don!”
DOGE launched a probe into Trump’s “evacuation logistics,” sniffing for “Qatari cash.”
Liberals accused him of “mocking human suffering,” while GOP reps spun it as “bold diplomacy.”
Iran’s clerics, fuming, banned the idea as “Zionist propaganda.”
As of press time, Trump was trademarking “Gaza Getaway” for a new travel agency pitch.
