President Donald Trump, touting his administration as the “most transparent in history,” will live stream his colonoscopy on Truth Social, following news of Joe Biden’s prostate cancer diagnosis, sources have confirmed.
Trump, aiming to “one-up Sleepy Joe’s health drama,” declared the broadcast a “yuge” moment for Americans to witness his “tremendous” vitality at 78, per White House aides.
“Everyone will see I’m the healthiest president ever!” he boasted, while conservatives on X cheered the move as “ultimate openness.”
The announcement comes after Biden’s team revealed his cancer, prompting Trump to quip, “Joe can’t handle a checkup, but I’ll show ‘em!”
Liberals decried the stunt as “grotesque,” with one Democrat senator gagging, “Transparency doesn’t mean this transparent!”
Medical experts noted Trump’s procedure, routine for his age, will be narrated by Dr. Ronny Jackson, who called it “a patriotic cleanse.”
As of press time, Trump was reportedly demanding the colonoscopy camera be gold-plated to match his “golden” health.
My first colonoscopy, a very young pigtailed doctor named Suzy said,” Hi, I’m doctor Suzy, I’m going to be doing your colonoscopy today !” I replied, “ No y o u r n…o…t….” Too late, the anesthesia was already kicking in and under I went ! Afterwards, my report said,” colon not well prepared, prostate normal size and supple. Prostate ?! What in the world ? I was informed that I would have to go home, reprep. and come back tomorrow ! The next day, there was doctor
Suzy and again I was out before I knew it ! Afterwards, my report said,” Colon well prepared, no polyps, prostate still normal size and supple !” Doctor Suzy’s checking my prostate again ? Wait just a minute Doctor Suzy…
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but even I know the difference between a colonoscopy and a third date !
Maybe the commie dummycraps should have been more transparent about brain dead sleepy Joe. Glad to see Trump being transparent about his health. The dummycraps new Commie Joe was unhealthy and did nothing, they just wanted the puppet string to stay attached,and because of their selfishness, they shortened Jose’s life. They all should be ashamed. God bless Trump
I believe there should be some things that should not be spewed across the globe .,Joe’s mental capacity affected his ability as the leader of America . But Trumps bum should be private. It appears there’s nothing anymore Americans think should be kept to one’s self. In view of the fact they are trying to kill him
His medical record could be configured by a hate filled person to remove him from office. It’s not like you can see up his anus. Joes was as visible as it got .
If he had a medical issue It should be simply a colon issue Not world info This is not stinky feet !!