In the most tolerant timeline in human history, the party of “Love Trumps Hate” celebrated Jimmy Kimmel joking that Melania Trump has the radiant glow of an “expectant widow,” then immediately lost their minds when Melania called him a “coward,” sources have confirmed.
The same crowd that accuses Republicans of violence for breathing spent all night furiously pointing fingers and screaming “We’re the real victims here!”
Kimmel and his audience were absolutely livid that Melania dared to hurt their feelings by correctly identifying him as a sniveling coward.
“How dare that mean First Lady call out our hilarious widow joke!” they wailed, while blaming Melania, Republicans, and Trump.
Democrats explained that Kimmel was just using his comedic genius and TDS to highlight the First Lady’s glow, and anyone who criticizes it is deepening the national sickness they definitely didn’t create.
It’s the left’s signature move:
Punch you in the face, then cry that your nose bleeding is literal violence against them.
As of press time, Jimmy Kimmel and his weeping audience were still angrily pointing fingers at Melania, demanding she apologize for calling him a coward while insisting they’re the biggest victims in America.
Jimmy Kimmel and comedic genius ? Screen doors on a submarine is more comedic genius than that Dim wit. And do t forforget , some guy is sitting and writing jokes that the Mental Midget reads off the cue carcards . DimWit Jimmy gets paid to be obnoxious and is upset because Trump not only defeated Queen Hillary and Heels up Harris , but Trump is undoing much of the damage Slow Joe did in his for years plus that done by Obama and his disastrous terms. The media , hates the right and praises the left . If Americans in majority do not wake soon , we are i. Danger of becoming subjects and not Citizens of America . This is how Democrats view us , subjects and they are the rulers. Some 250 yrs past we fought a long revolution for the right to be citizens and not subjects of a tyrannical ruler. One day mental midgets like Kimmel will wake up to discover he is a subject of the Democrats he so admires and supports . His big salary will belong to them and he will get crumbs as he finds that he was just their useful idiot
Perfect response Wyatt. So true in every statement.
His wife is his script writer.
But just think about all the others who this had to go through for approval. It’s disgusting and there are no consequences.
Jimmy Kimmel isn’t even funny. He’s just a p.o.s.
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Yes he is , and apparently so is his audience.
someone married him? What’s his name? Is he a joke writer?
The Left has embraced stupidity and hatefulness… and they don’t understand why they are so miserable. The mind IS a terrible thing to waste (or lose!
Does anyone remember the movie Idiocracy?
Does anyone remember the movie Idiocracy?
Walt Disney must be spinning in his grave,( or cryo-chamber if those rumors are true.) He was a conservative Republican that kept his politics out of his movies. Now Disney and ABC TV are run by a bunch of leftist a-holes that allows no talent Kimmel to show any on the air and Lefty Muir spout his biased news every night. Somewhere in the future a Disney Park Cinderella will probably be a trans-actress. What a disgrace.
It is my opinion that the ills of the world come down to one word, and one word only. And that word is control. This latest scuffle with Kimmel proves my point – the dems feel justified in saying anything and everything in their pursuit of totalitarian control of the country. Kimmel is simply an example of their small mindedness in appealing to those they have already brainwashed. ABC is one of the media promoting this thinking. It’s truly a shame that many Americans have fallen under the sway of the left democratic party and can’t see what their aim is . . . and that’s total control over their lives.
Actually, two words: spiritual warfare
Kimmel is an angry little putz who is mad at the world because he has sick children. Everything kimmel has called Trump is exactly what he is…a
snowflake. Kimmel is a loser, Trump is PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! He has 7 healthy children.
His wife is gorgeous. And his bank account is more than kimmel will see in his small little pathetic ooze.
A sniveling coward indeed!
The LEFT is retarded. Is Jimmy still wearing black face?
The fact that Kimmel has any audience at all is a signal that we have a problem in our society. Also, the audience of cheering seals that follow the View. ABC really does promote losers. The Left is intent on dragging this country down to a level enjoyed in China, Russia, North Korea and Iran with the help of a super corrupt media.
Oh my gosh! All you guys…I couldn’t have said it better. Eventually everyone on the left will loose the last brain cell they have. I can’t wait. I have never in my 73 years seen ppl that are such idiots. They are blind, deaf and have no discernment whatsoever!
History lesson: The communists of the 1940s merged with the socialists of the 1950s and infested the liberal wing of the democratic party. They shoved the rules for radicals, the bible of gangsta politics, down their throats and the rest is history.
Nick from Florida
What am I reading?
It seems as everyone posting on here must have fallen out of a tree & bumped their heads.
Trump isn’t undoing any damage done by Biden or Obama. Both of them have way higher approval numbers than trump. & both had the economy going in the right direction, which is exactly opposite of what trump is doing.
Never heard anyone refer to Biden or Obama as the worst president ever.
Trump has started a war that NOBODY wanted. Started an insurrection, planned 3 fake assassination attempts. Lies about everything.
In a previous post, someone said “some 250 years past we fought a long revolution for the right to be citizens & not subjects of a tyrannical ruler” & insinuating that’s a democrat thing.
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT DONALD J. TRUMP IS TRYING TO DO!
He wants to be a dictator, ruler, king, jesus.
This world is in an extremely sad place if we allow that to happen.
What’s wrong with all his magats that they don’t see this & continue to support this deranged lunatic orange clown & fall for anything & everything he says.
That’s right — we all legitimately HATE Jimmy Kimmel and LOVE our Lord and Savior President Donald J. Trump, the ONE TRUE GOD. That’s why our President has the highest approval ratings of any President in the history of the country and why the mid-terms will be a giant RED WAVE!! USA!!! USA!!! MAGA!!! MAGA!!!
DEMOCRAPS ARE A CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION…A MAFIA..A CANCER ON OUR COUNTRY..THEY HAVE TO BE DISMANTALED COMPLETELY..
The only one’s who acts like kings and royalty are the dems in Senate and congress. Do as I say, not as i do.
Crimes have been committed and people should be held accountable.
Obama ruined out e economy, member the crash of 2008. The only jobs he created, were part time, no benefits. He stole 401k’s from people in their 50’s to bail in for big banks, after giving them a bail out. He allowed bioengenerd ingredients to be put in America’s food supply, giving us all more heart disease, diabetes, early death.
Biden, his coccain fueled dementia, did little, so who was running the country then? He let into our borders 20 million illegals and used taxpayer funded welfare, va hospitals, housing to ruin our economy again. Biden was the one showering with his 12 year old granddaughter. Who’s the pediphile?
Do some research, get the facts before believing internet lies.
Stop blaming everything on Joe Biden. He. Is not the president… our current financial.moral and international disaster are all trump problems caused by his ignorance and arrogance. He says that he lis a stable genius. Please remember that the principal product of a stable is horse shit