In a bold move sure to stir up the transatlantic pot, the President has officially changed the name of ‘French fries’ to ‘American fries’ following French President Emmanuel Macron’s call for a suspension of French investment in the U.S., sources have confirmed.
The decision came after a heated Oval Office meeting where the President reportedly threw a bag of cold fries at the wall, declaring, “If they’re not investing, they’re not claiming our potatoes!”
The renaming has sparked a flurry of activity in Washington, with congressmen seen replacing the word ‘French’ with ‘American’ on all cafeteria menus. One senior official was overheard saying, “If we start calling them American fries, maybe they’ll finally start tasting like freedom.”
Despite the renaming, culinary experts insist that the only change consumers will notice is the taste of petty politics infused in their beloved side dish. The move has further escalated tensions, prompting the French Embassy to release a guide on how to make “authentic American fries,” which suspiciously reads like a traditional French recipe.
As of press time, fast food chains across the nation are still deciding whether to adopt the new nomenclature or simply call them “freedom fries” again.
How about just “fries”?
Well I hope That McDonalds Goes back to frying them in the oil they started out making them with
All that was done for muslims. And there went the taste . And after that the flavor changed And they are as far away from fries as it gets Then again France is just about to change their language. Because they love their Muslims so much The French people are ready to become Americans After behaving like our terrorists democrats They just did to Marie LePen what they are trying to do to Trump .