Zelenskyy and Putin turned peace talks into a high-stakes Battleship showdown in Istanbul, sources have confirmed.
In a bizarre prelude to negotiations, the Ukrainian and Russian leaders reportedly squared off over a plastic game board in a dimly lit Turkish conference room.
Zelenskyy, sporting a camo tracksuit, allegedly taunted Putin with, “You can’t sink what you can’t find!” while Putin, stone-faced, mumbled about “strategic carrier placement.”
Insiders claim Zelenskyy’s unorthodox grid tactics—hiding ships in “neutral zones”—frustrated Putin, who demanded NATO observers verify the board.
The game ended in a stalemate when Putin accused Zelenskyy of “Western-backed cheating” and flipped the table, scattering plastic pegs.
Turkish mediators, scrambling to salvage talks, offered Jenga as a neutral alternative, but both leaders refused.
Analysts suggest the Battleship fiasco reflects deeper tensions, with Putin’s rigid strategy clashing against Zelenskyy’s improvisational flair.
Meanwhile, global markets wobbled as oil futures surged on news of the table flip.
As of press time, Zelenskyy was reportedly challenging Putin to a rematch, shouting, “My destroyer’s still floating, Volodymyr!”
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Although we all know who and what Putin is . He came out of the KGB and Zelensky actually was a clown before . He had everyone murdered who disagreed with him . Really thats what he did for a living.
When NATO was set up and nations joined . Russia was promised if they joined that Crimea and Ukraine would never get to join NATO. Well since Biden used our money to fight a NATO member. Trump gave them Warhead attack drones. And all of the NATO members are going to war gainst Russia. We just broke all the rules . NATO members declared war upon one of its members.
Putin is within his rights to attack every NATO member . What should have been done . Is to have let both nations fight it out . This war only means something to them . Yesterday Zelensky told the world that he wanted American soldiers on the front line to give Ukrainians a break. No other nations people . Ya Think it’s another wipe out Americans plan ? I say hell no . Americans have died all over this world for every nation except ours. And these nations are declaring war on us. It’s time they died for themselves . My 3 sons are not for the death of any of these nations who are against us And that’s the entire European countries . Lindsay Graham And Dem Blumenthal went over there and now the little weasel Went into Russia with our attack drones . With that one move he almost assured our people’s death. Politicians need to stay at home They are enough trouble here . And those two made millions off of wars Where our sons and daughters died Not those pieces of.Crap. Who are sitting behind a desk .
Stand up folks !