James Comey pleaded not guilty Tuesday, claiming he was manipulated for years by “Deep Blue State psychics,” sources have confirmed.
Moments later, under oath, Comey admitted the psychics were, in fact, himself — operating under what he described as “a state of patriotic self-hypnosis.”
According to courtroom transcripts, Comey explained that he “fell into a hypnotic state” while staring into a mirror rehearsing testimony.
“I looked myself dead in the eyes,” he said, “and a voice whispered, ‘Obstruct.’
That voice was me — but, like, the government version of me.”
Prosecutors looked visibly confused as Comey clarified that he was both the hypnotist and the victim, describing his reflection as “a rogue Deep State operative with excellent hair.”
Experts at the scene called it “the first recorded case of self-administered psychic espionage.”
Comey’s defense team insists his mirror alter ego should be charged instead, arguing that “the reflection clearly acted alone.”
As of press time, Comey was reportedly seen in his holding cell whispering, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most indicted of them all?”
Stupidity at it’s best. He just cannot admit he was a bought and paid for hack. He though he wouldn’t get caught. Wrong again!!
Is he going for an insanity plea?