WASHINGTON, D.C. — Chuck Schumer reportedly declared the ongoing government shutdown “fun for the whole party,” sources have confirmed.
According to witnesses, Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries kicked off the celebration with a taxpayer-funded marching band, a 40-foot inflatable bounce house, and balloon animals shaped like government agencies.
Capitol staff say the event quickly spiraled when Schumer allegedly ordered confetti made entirely of shredded IRS audit notices.
While Jeffries handed out “Stimulus Bucks” to fellow progressives — each redeemable for one free electric car and a lecture on equity.
The White House and GOP blasted the scene.
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters, “While the President and Senate Republicans are working to reopen the government, Democrats are literally roasting marshmallows over burning copies of the Constitution — and their monthly budget audits — while singing Frank Sinatra’s ‘My Way.’”
Republicans on the Hill called Schumer’s behavior “a bold admission that Democrats don’t just waste taxpayer money — they throw it a going-away party.”
Schumer’s office later claimed the reports were “a gross exaggeration,” though one aide quietly admitted, “I don’t think anyone heard him over the fireworks.”
As of press time, cleanup crews were still waiting to remove glitter, Orange Man Bad posters, and several confused climate activists from the Capitol reflecting pool.
Democrats need to be dumped in Mels hole
The Treasury Dept. should send a bill to Schumer for the
party marked This is payable NOW!!!!!
Democrats party is finished they are all on the Titanic and there’s no life jackets. You can never ever Trust a democrat ever again. Schumer is definitely finished he screwed the pooch and the American people are going to destroy him big time. And Jeffries the people want a forensic financial investigation into all his finances aka colonoscopy time. He was almost bankrupt before he got his government job and now he’s a multimillionaire on a government salary and in 4 corrupt Biden’s brain dead years he’s a multimillionaire now. We the people demand a total investigation into ghetto Jeffries.
Problem is that the Titantic Capt and others went down with the ship as hero’s. These bastards are talking the whole country down and are enjoying it!
Jefferies, is a fraud,fake big mouth twisted
What the Democrat party is doing to the American people with this Government shut down is
“ classic extortion.” Loosely put, it means give me money or I will hurt you ! We the people are refusing to give the Democrats 1.5 Trillion dollars of our money ,which they are attempting to extort from us.
So now, thru the government shutdown they are attempting to hurt us so that we will give them the money that they are trying to extort.
Donald Trump has stated on more then one occasion that they are not after him, they are after us, he is just in their way. Don’t they ever learn ? They think they are hurting us. But they are not because Donald Trump is in their way. All they are doing is giving Donald Trump yet another opportunity to protect us. By the time the Democrats give up their extortion scheme and reopen we the people’s government, I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump has clawed back 1.5 Trillion dollars for the American people that the Democrats are currently taking from us in other fraudulent ways !