The looney DSA have officially launched what insiders are calling the “Cuckoo’s Nest Diversity Program,” sources have confirmed.
The initiative encourages young activists to plant themselves inside the Democratic Party “like friendly parasites,” then “hatch new ideas” until the hosts stop asking questions or paying rent.
Leaked footage shows DSA members holding “egg-placement workshops” where interns learn to mimic liberal talking points just long enough to get free office space and access to campaign funds.
One organizer proudly declared, “We believe in inclusion — especially of ideologies that consume their parents.”
Some Democrats were reportedly confused by the DSA’s red hoodies — since Dems are blue and the GOP is red — but decided it was fine because, as one aide explained, “it’s more of a friendly, inclusive shade of socialism.”
At party headquarters, bewildered Democrats reportedly celebrated the news, mistaking the infiltration memo for a grant proposal.
“We’re just excited to have more birds in the nest,” said one DNC staffer as a socialist chick gnawed through a Pelosi portrait in the background.
According to sources, several Democrats have quietly approached members of the GOP, asking if they could change parties to avoid the socialist bird flu spreading from the cuckoo’s nest.
Republicans responded by releasing a safety guide titled “Don’t Feed the Cuckoos: A Homeowner’s Guide to Protecting Your Democracy.”
As of press time, several Democrats were seen Googling, “How to tell if your political movement has been replaced by a baby Marxist.”
The Cuckoo bird does not build its own nest ! It watches and waits, while other birds work hard to build their own. Then when it sights a completed one that it prefers it swoops in and attacks the builder, then claiming the nest as its own ! What an absolutely perfect medifore for today’s absolutely lazy, self centered, arrogant, narcissistic, spoiled rotten, Marxist, Islamist,” Progressive” spoiled rotten baby Democrat brats !
“ We believe in inclusion—especially of ideologies that consume their parents !”
Could anything be closer to the truth ? Mamdani, AOC, the rest of “The Squad,” etc.
Have any of them ever done any real work ? Have they worked at a company ? Have they run a company ? Founded a company ? Invented a product or a useful technology ? Have they developed any useful skills ? Can they do carpentry, plumbing or electrical work ?
Are they doctors, lawyers, dentists, nurses, hygienists, physical, respiratory or occupational therapists ? Have they trained as fire fighters, paramedics or police officers ? Are they artists or musicians ? Do they have any redeeming talent, skill or accomplishment to offer society that they have procured on their own ? Or have they, like the Cuckoo, just sat on their duffs waiting for someone else to do the work for them ? Do any of them have anything that they did not steal from their parents ? No, nothing ! Not a one ! Each one coming from a background of
“ Privilege” that their parents worked their butts off so that their children could have !
Notice, I did not assign a color to it ! Privilege has no color ! It’s the same for all…
If you sit on your ass and do nothing with your life but live off of your parents success, you are “Privileged !” You are also, lazy, spoiled, and perfectly suited to lie about your background, join the Democrat party and run for office so that you can steal from others just as you stole from your parents !
Do not be fooled ! These “Progressive” Democrat fraudsters have nothing to offer you !
They can not offer character, because they have not developed any. They can not offer accomplishment, because they have none. They can not offer leadership, because they have never followed and learned it. They have nothing to give. Their only goal is to fool you into agreeing to let them live off of you the way they have spent their lives thus far living off of their parents !
If they are running for office, DON’T vote for them ! If they have already conned their way into office, vote them out the first chance you get !
This is America ! This is the country that has the most freedom, opportunity for success and personal fulfillment for anyone who wants to work to attain it ! Don’t let these imposters fool you ! Don’t let them fleece you. Don’t let them ruin our beautiful system of opportunity for you and your loved ones !
My told me one day America, would become like Socialist European Countries, Wow did he,see a vision of the future of America??? Look at Europe ,Britain ,makes one wonder is it true