Britain’s progressive leadership was left speechless this week after learning their celebrated “Pay-to-Leave” compassion initiative had quietly evolved into a frequent-flyer rewards program for repeat border hoppers, sources have confirmed.
Initially hailed by Labour ministers as a “bold humanitarian pathway to healing,” the scheme offered migrants cash, free airfare, and a commemorative tote bag for agreeing to go home.
Unfortunately, officials failed to anticipate the “returning-soon discount,” as participants began flying back under creative pseudonyms such as Tony Returno and Lana Comebackova.
According to leaked reports, one Home Office employee allegedly awarded “bonus miles for emotional growth.”
Another insider described seeing a man at customs flash his “Compassion Card” for priority boarding.
Left-wing think tanks are now urging an expansion of the program, proposing a “Platinum Progressive Tier” where migrants who leave three times get to vote twice.
Meanwhile, conservative MPs are demanding an audit, insisting the country can’t afford to sponsor both “departure therapy” and “re-entry enrichment.”
Airport staff claim the chaos has caused longer queues, though morale remains high among activists selling solidarity smoothies near Gate 12.
As of press time, officials were reportedly exploring a new initiative titled “Stay as Long as You Feel — Britain Believes in You,” complete with yoga mats and taxpayer-funded welcome baskets.
My Father said along time ago America will turn into Socialist European Countries, was he seeing into the future via a vision,make you wonder????? Look at Britain right now.
As the words of Roger Miller’s classic said : En-ga-lund swings like a pendulum do…
As Roger Miller so aptly said: En-gu-lund swings like a pendulum do.
Only those who are older and still have a brain remember this. We are the generation they stole from . My dad fought against Hitler And every uncle as well. My entire family lived through 2 wars and 2 depressions. I was born during that time. And have never received one penny I did not work for. There were no ebt cards It was standing In breadlines. During the War with Japan it was a stamp booklet . To Get one bag of flour or a government cheese or bag of pintos. If you were lucky to be in line before they ran out .
One woman that looks like she is about 30 is whining . With 6 kids and has received $10,000 a month for 13 yrs.
let that sink in . These pussies screaming that we are to keep them up Because they could not shut their legs. Should have to endure what our Moms And dads and entire family did .
It feels like democrats are related to the British in more ways than one.
It is insane in Europe and look at the Rhetoric coming out of the mouths of the evil fools who are still using the media’s to propagandize the lazy among us That sit in our chambers.
I can not believe we have Americans this stupid. I have never seen so many white people as stupid as they are Now .
👋The only answer has to be the DNA changing vaccine they were given . Wake up America. With the elections that just put A Muslim who wants a intifada over NYC and New Jersey And Virginia All of which are the worst of the worse.
By the way Muslims live by the rule to kill the infidels That’s you Americans now he will start in NYC NYC wants a London replica. Killing and raping of the citizens While only the citizens go to jail if they fight back against the Muslims.
Like those in Michigan and Minnesota
All I can say get ready to fight
I pray God has mercy on his people. But since Americans embraced the murder of their children they sacrifice to Baal . And in New York City the capital of the Abortion world With and actual Baal statue in front of the Planned Parenthood And the actual statue of Baal in DC .
It’s apparent not many are left of the children of God in America or Europe
Without prayers and repentance there will be no help
Think about that !