Yesterday while congresswomen Marjorie Taylor-Greene and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez were verbally sparring, all of their male peers reportedly snuck out to a neighboring bar for a quick couple of beers, sources have confirmed.
“They’re gonna be a while, let’s go grab a couple of pitchers,” said South Carolina 4th Congressional District Representative William Timmons, to everyone in his immediate area, before one by one pretending they had to go to the bathroom and heading up to P.J. O’Malley’s just up the street. “I can’t do another day of this shit, and I think that’s a bipartisan issue at this point. Meet you fuckers down there.”
The collected group of every single male member of House Committee on Oversight and Reform created quite a scene at P.J. O’Malley’s.
“Oh man, lunch rush really sucked today,” said local busboy Blake Crawford, smoking a cigarette by the dumpster during his break. “We get hit for Happy Hour sometimes, don’t get me wrong, but never like today. I swear there were two or three hundred people in here all at once. I don’t know how they all fit in here. They were singing and laughing and high-fiving, and then suddenly they all got a text at the same time and had to hurry out of here.”
As of press time, the congressmen had requested a five-minute recess so that everybody could pay their tabs and get back to work.
Bunch of useless fuckers!!
at least the woman are fighting for the country. The men are ball less on the right
The morons on the left have big buttholes
How could they have what they are?
I get a kick out of the comments on most of the articles here.
It’s almost like no one realizes this is a satirical website. Hmm – maybe the comments are satire, too!
Our government has certainly taken a nose-dive. Many in government couldn’t hold a job anywhere else. Now with too much information received by Congressional and Senate members allow them to engage in insider trading to get rich. They serve themselves, not the people they are supposed to represent. GREED, the downfall of America!!!!!
The only way to get America back is to have a civil wor we must defeat this Communist terrorist child molested.Democrats.They are very sick mentally ill individuals and there is no cure for them