Following the announcement of an upcoming debate between Presidential hopefuls Donald Trump and Joe Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris was reportedly outwitted in a debate against a block of wood, sources have confirmed.
“Let me just remind this block of wood that if they weren’t here yesterday, they’re not going to be here tomorrow,” began one of many incoherent answers given by Mrs. Harris, former senator of California. “There is nothing we can’t look back at and not achieve if we don’t do it without all of us, either with or without, you know what I mean? And that’s the thing. That’s the whole thing, isn’t it?”
The long-winded, nonsensical statements given by the Vice President served to make her silent opponent, a tree stump that someone appeared to have left up on the stage, come off very well by comparison.
“The tree stump didn’t talk or anything, don’t get me wrong,” said Martin Osgood, a local parkgoer that happened upon the impromptu debate. “But Kamala just said so much ridiculous nonsense that I can’t help but think the block of wood sort of won by default. I’m not even sure how this all came to be, honestly. I bumped into a park worker who said Kamala gets lost out here sometimes, so who knows what’s going on in her world.”
As of press time, Kamala Harris was seen having an intense discussion with a local toddler.
If this occured esrly in the day that could actually been morning wood. No wonder Kamel eye was flustered.