A coalition of far left activists announced a new campaign this week to protect freedom of belief by eliminating the belief they currently disagree with, sources have confirmed.
The effort began after pop star Gwen Stefani invited fans to join her in prayer for Lent, an act critics described as “deeply exclusionary to people who prefer not participating in prayer.”
Organizers clarified they fully support spirituality, provided it remains theoretical and never spoken aloud.
The group quickly expanded its watchlist to include actor Chris Pratt and several other celebrities suspected of possessing unlicensed faith.
“We’re not against religion,” one organizer explained.
“We’re against religion that might influence someone who doesn’t already agree with us.”
Within hours, hashtags demanding cancellation spread across social media, prompting millions of confused observers to Google what Lent actually is.
Ironically, churches reported record attendance after the controversy, with many attendees admitting they showed up simply to see what they weren’t allowed to do.
“Nothing spreads faster than a forbidden prayer,” one pastor said.
Activists expressed frustration at the backlash.
“We tried to protect people from prayer,” a spokesperson stated, “but they keep voluntarily participating in it.”
For a movement dedicated to unity, leaders acknowledged surprising success in uniting strangers against them.
As of press time members lost in the far left were drafting guidelines allowing freedom of religion so long as no one practices it.
Although it’s meant to be satire, this article describes the attitude of liberals aka Communists perfectly.
But they still have the light to see as long as we show it, until their time ends here.
The Streisand Effect.
She was inviting to pray in an APP that’s for Catholics, so I don’t see the problem. She can believe in whatever she wants and expressed it.
Are the Olympics exclusionary to those who are not interested in athletics?