During a surprise return to The View, former co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck reportedly triggered what witnesses described as “the most catastrophic logic collision in daytime television history,” sources have confirmed.
The chaos began after several panelists delivered their usual monologue about why borders are outdated, security is oppressive, and America should basically function like a spiritual yoga retreat where everyone just wanders in peacefully.
Hasselbeck then calmly turned toward the audience and asked a simple question:
“How many of you had to go through security to get in here?”
Every hand went up.
Sources say the room immediately grew so quiet that producers briefly believed the broadcast had switched to PBS documentary mode.
Hasselbeck then turned back to the panel — including Whoopi Goldberg — and reportedly asked:
“So if borders are bad… why does your building have five of them?”
Goldberg reportedly responded by explaining that “celebrity safety is a totally different kind of border that doesn’t count politically.”
Another host allegedly clarified the distinction further.
“Those aren’t borders,” she said. “They’re compassion checkpoints.”
Hasselbeck then reportedly proposed a compromise.
“If open borders are such a great idea,” she said, “why not start with your homes? No locks, no gates, no alarms. Just let random people wander in unvetted.”
Witnesses say the panel immediately pivoted to discussing emotional wellness, gluten sensitivity, and the dangers of strong doorknobs.
As of press time, studio security remained firmly in place, confirming that the only borders liberals truly oppose are the ones protecting other people’s houses.
I’m surprised “The View” is still on the air. I imagine they have even less viewers than CNN
Google up “The audience of The View”. That’s their audience. Nation wide. Mostly women with their so-called “guys”.
S’cuse, SOME are with guys.
Looks like they got a reality-slap in the face. Maybe they will wake up.
Good for Hasselback for exposing the hypocrisy of the liberal panel. It is THR same with the NYC mayor who doesn’t want voter ID, but to hire snow shovelers they had to show social security card as well as pictures.
You can’t say the word “Liberals” without putting the
F-Bomb and hypocrite adjectives in front of it.
Good one! Those people, the liberals and all of the view are unbelievable, prideful, and they think to highly of themselves. They deserve protection of every kind but the rest of us american citizens dont. God help them if they ever lose a family member from an illegal migrant who they protect over true Americans. Keep in mind you liberls snobs, pride goes before a fall and that fall will happen in time!
Isn’t Hasselback in the same building?
So typical of the sick left diesel women are all disgusting especially that old hack Whoopi Goldberg the other witch with the four glasses who runs the program. They’re all shit bags in plain English. I talk just like how they talk their uses as a set of tits on a bull. Terrible. They should be off the year. That’s how crazy they are and especially that whoo bwhack job
The View is a bunch of menopausal old skanks who are dumber than a cats ass. These women if you want to call them even that are so privileged they have no concept whatsoever about the outside world. To them being stupid is a moneymaker of bullsh-t talk they couldn’t ever get a job anywhere else nobody would ever hire people that have no common sense or integrity for what they say. The show is a joke and wast of convincing people that they are smarter than everyone else is they just prove stupidity is a one way street. You have to be really stupid to listen to a bunch of dikes thinking there words are law and truth.