Ivey Skips Heroes for MS13 Pal in El Salvador
Rep. Glenn Ivey, D-Md., marked Memorial Day by jetting to El Salvador to visit deported illegal immigrant and suspected MS-13...
Made in USA Costs More at Walmart Now
In a move that’s got conservatives fuming, Walmart announced a 15% price hike on all goods manufactured and sourced in...
House Dems Ditch Coma Save Gas Cars
House Dems snap out of coma, rebuke gas car ban, sources have confirmed. In a shocking twist, House Democrats have...
Letitia James investigates herself finds nothing but good intentions
In a twist that shocked absolutely no one who’s been paying attention, New York Attorney General Letitia James is now...
Judge’s New Rule: Stay Home, Get Paid, No Work Required
In a landmark decision that has both baffled and delighted, U.S. District Court Judge James Bredar ruled that laid-off federal...
Obama, Clinton, Biden Say No Thanks to DEI Security Details
In a dramatic twist of irony, the Secret Service's attempt to dismiss agents hired under Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI)...
Usha Vance Sleds Into Greenland, Leaves Politics on Ice
In a move that's catching political pundits and sled dogs alike off-guard, U.S. Second Lady Usha Vance is set to...
EU to Non-Binary: Forget USA, Try Outer Space Instead
In a bizarre twist of travel advisories, the European Union has issued a new guideline that has social media in...
D.O.G.E. Unearths Software Goldmine for Taxpayers
In a stunning revelation of governmental inefficiency, the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) has unearthed hundreds of thousands of software...
FBI Shredders at Capacity as Patel Takes Reins
In a dramatic shake-up that's rattling the rafters of the FBI headquarters, Kash Patel has been confirmed as the new...
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