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Biden Claims Guiness World Record

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January 18, 2025
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President Joe Biden has officially broken the American record for the most pardons and commutations, landing himself a spot in the Guinness World Records, sources have confirmed.

In a whirlwind of forgiveness, Biden has outpaced every former president, turning the Oval Office into what critics are calling a “get-out-of-jail-free card factory.”



Biden, who seemed as surprised as anyone by the award, remarked during the record-setting ceremony, “I thought we were just doing some spring cleaning on the justice system!” The event was marked by the unveiling of a giant golden gavel and a new line of White House merchandise featuring the slogan, “Pardon me, I’m with Joe.”

Critics argue that Biden’s record is less about justice and more about trying to empty prisons to make space for future political dissidents. However, supporters applaud his commitment to correctional system reform, even if it’s one pardon at a time.

As of press time, souvenir shops in D.C. were reportedly struggling to keep up with demand for the new T-shirts, and Biden had just been asked to autograph a Monopoly board as the new face of the “Get Out of Jail Free” card.

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Comments 15

  1. Vance says:
    1 year ago

    The more damage he creates for the in coming president the more he thinks in his sick mine he is doing something great and good for the nation. He is a terrorist to the U.S. he should be stopped and prosecuted for such acts. Anything he can do to despite and and destroy the fiber of U.S. he will do. He is worse than the thugs he is letting out of prison. What a disgrace to a once good nation. He is insane and should be put in an asylum not praised as being great. Control Joe Biden and you will end the greatest threat this country has ever seen.

    Reply
  2. Steve says:
    1 year ago

    There is nothing we can do to stop Biden from doing something never done before – making a disaster for the incoming administration. He has certainly earned the title of “Amerca Last Joe”.

    Reply
  3. Nathan C. Paris says:
    1 year ago

    Biden will be responsible for other World Records such as crime increase to include rape, murder and drug dealing.

    Reply
    • Dday says:
      1 year ago

      This fraudulently installed idiot, along with his Puppet Masters, has done more purposeful internal damage to our country than any foreign adversary could possibly imagine!

      Reply
      • James Seigfreid says:
        1 year ago

        We can thank the third term of the Lyin Kenyan for all of this. FJBFBHO🖕👎straight to H&LL

        Reply
  4. Helen E Sanders says:
    1 year ago

    I totally agree 100% with the above – Vance, Steve and Nathan Paris. They are correct in everything they said, and yes Biden needs to be, along with Obama, Clinton and Pelosi, charged with all of the acts they have done against America. They all are Terrorist and Tyrants. They have committed treason against our country.

    Reply
  5. Richard Cook says:
    1 year ago

    I was worried when he was elected, not, in 2000, but his years in the White House were far worse than I expected. In my 84 years I have never seen worse. He was mentally unstable and getting worse throughout the past four years.

    Reply
    • Terry Berg says:
      1 year ago

      Have to agree 100% with all of the above.
      Though he is only a puppet, all those that have advised him the last for years IMO are Treasonous! They, the leaders of the democrat are evil people put in power, have had one Goal, Destroy our Constitution, destroy Every ounce of MORALITY!
      So angry for what they’ve done to MY Country!! As a Vietnam Vet, it’s My country they attacked.
      Prosecute all of them to the fullest extent of the Law.
      Thanks for patiently reading my looong post.

      Reply
  6. CPO Bill says:
    1 year ago

    His only record is that he was the Worst President in History!

    Reply
  7. Richard Weiner says:
    1 year ago

    Hooray – it’s great to see so many people with plain common sense. They’re all 100% right. Biggest villain has been Joe’s brain-dead wife – she, of all people, was closest to him and had to be aware of his mental faults four years ago – she should never have allowed him to run in the first place. The only thing he should have been running for then was the nearest nursing home. It would be a terrible travesty if all top Dems who have been responsible for the past four nightmare years are allowed to pass without being held accountable for their crimes not only against the American people but also against the millions around the world who have been impacted by the wars that have all been started under Joe’s watch. This country desperately needs new laws and procedures in place to prevent any future rogue administrations such as this from remaining in power for four long years.

    Reply
  8. Carla Lenerd says:
    1 year ago

    Was Jill Biden allowing Joe’s travesties to continue her way of being in charge of the Presidency? Who was really running the country the last 4 years? Certainly not Joe. Come on, he couldn’t even read a script without reading the prompt notes and URL as initials. He was a “Stooge” for the Democratic Machine and MANY were complicit especially his wife and staff.

    Reply
    • KaylK KaylK says:
      1 year ago

      His regime should have been called Obiden because he was Never in charge of anything. I believe that this was obama’s way of getting a 3rd term out of the American people. Just my thoughts!

      Reply
  9. Chad Stuart says:
    1 year ago

    Ignorance is running wide open in Washington DC??
    Then you have those racist individuals on The View, that are thinking they are really making progress on the hatred they are spreading on television. What Sunny Hostin has not accepted yet is that the Democrats got their a$$ handed to them on November 5, 2024. Furthermore Hostin needs to realize that Trump won the electoral votes and the popular votes. She is showing just how immature and childish she really is!!

    Reply
  10. Bob Mack says:
    1 year ago

    “But no American with the slightest bit of honesty and half a brain will ever be able to say again, with their integrity intact, that Joe Biden did anything other than bring shame to his country, to his party, and to himself.”
    QUOTE FROM WLT. EXCELLENT STATEMENT.

    Reply
  11. CPO Bill says:
    1 year ago

    He is on record as being the worst President in the history of the world! Public Enemy#1!

    Reply

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