A White House whistleblower revealed that an auto pen, programmed to sign executive orders, went haywire during Joe Biden’s presidency, passing 127 orders while he napped, sources have confirmed.
The device, meant to assist the then-80-year-old Biden, allegedly approved everything from a $500 billion climate fund to a national “Ice Cream Day,” without his knowledge, the whistleblower claims.
Conservatives on X are in stitches, with one user quipping, “Biden slept through his whole presidency—literally!” Trump, on Truth Social, raged, “Sleepy Joe let a robot ruin America!”
The right calls it proof of Biden’s “mental absence,” while liberals downplay the scandal, with one Dem senator muttering, “At least the pen cared about climate.”
The orders, now under review, include a bizarre mandate for “mandatory naptime” in federal offices.
GOP lawmakers demand an investigation, citing the auto pen’s “unchecked power.”
As of press time, Biden was spotted napping in Delaware, unaware his auto pen just signed a memoir deal for him.
The picture of the former President Biden relaxing came out very nicely and the picture looks very similar age wise to look at. No, I have not aged at all I workout on 5 days per week plus weekend I go to the gym 24 fitness Super Sport Center with my Mother and my Dad stays home and watching, I am the best person is my mom and dad and my briers are very nice and kind to me and each other.
all the more reason thaT JOE BIDEN SHOULD BE DOING AT LEAST 60 YEARS IN A MILITARY PRISON
Scary stuff. The country is blessed that it still standing. It is OK for our president to take a nap, However, who gave the authority for that autopen nonsense?