In a plot twist that has Washington reeling, Joe Biden was allegedly seen sporting a bright red “Trump 2028” hat during a Delaware ice cream run, sources have confirmed.
Eyewitnesses claim the 82-year-old swapped his aviators for the MAGA merch, grinning as he slurped a double-scoop cone.
“He winked and said, ‘Make Ice Cream Great Again,’” one stunned onlooker reported.
Conservative pundits are hailing this as Biden’s “red-pilled awakening,” while liberals insist it’s either dementia or a deepfake.
Liberals scrambled, with Karine Jean-Pierre calling it “a hat-based misinformation crisis.”
Trump himself posted on Truth Social, “Sleepy Joe’s finally awake! Welcome to the winning team!”
Political analysts speculate this could signal Biden’s defection to the GOP or a bizarre 2028 endorsement. Some whisper it’s a ploy to infiltrate Mar-a-Lago’s voter base.
The hat’s authenticity is under FBI scrutiny, with fibers reportedly traced to a Shenzhen factory.
As of press time, Biden was seen trading his hat for a “DeSantis 2032” visor, leaving everyone thoroughly confused.
Joe waking up
Wonder if Biden is wearing democrat diapers when full turn inside out and reuse.
We love being full of sh-t. Democrats way.
Ask the question ?
How he takes 3 months off.and is able to cognitively have a live speech.
It’s not possible . Being he only had one brain cell when he stole the sly And not a single one when he left . This has to be Joes stand in .It won’t be long before we find out how much Biden stole and Jill!!
Meanwhile, Kamala said “Hey, somebody get me another box of wine — I gotta make another speech about White Privilege and black women’s pain! Its for the children. America is a country and we should look that up. We’re going to, because if we have we are as always and will be those things that have come before and must become one of the things that has not been what there is after it’s gone. Right?”
Public speaking disaster Joe is asking $300,000 per speech. Republicans should pay Joe the $300,000 to speak, and let him speak. Then, comes the blackmail. Demand DNC donate $400,000 to GOP every six months, or we’ll
pay Joe to speak again.