Former President Joe Biden reportedly caused confusion at the Jesse Jackson memorial service this week after mistakenly believing the event was an eighth-grade graduation ceremony, sources have confirmed.
Witnesses say Biden approached the podium smiling proudly before congratulating the audience on “making it through middle school,” adding that the future looked bright if everyone “kept their grades up and stayed away from Corn Pop.”
According to several attendees, the moment grew more awkward when Biden leaned into the microphone and reminded the room he was “still the smartest kid in the class,” prompting a handful of mourners to politely clap while others quietly checked the program to confirm they had not accidentally wandered into a school auditorium.
Things reportedly escalated when Biden paused mid-speech to ask if anyone had seen his backpack, explaining that he needed to “turn in his homework before recess.”
Members of Biden’s security staff were later seen calmly replacing Biden’s speech notes with a juice box and what sources described as a “standard permission slip for the field trip.”
Attempts by aides to redirect the speech were unsuccessful after Biden launched into a lengthy story about how an Amtrak conductor once told him he had “the biggest brain on the train.”
As of press time, sources say Biden was still wandering the building asking if anyone knew where the gymnasium exit was.
I absolutely love your posts. Truly excellent humor that strikes the right note every time. In my mind’s eye I can see the whole thing. Great!
I hope you have/get a parent with dementia. Where were the f’ing aides?
Wow ! I thought it was cold when Beth Dutton told Amber, “ I hope you get ass cancer and die ! “
We did. But he wasn’t the President of the United States and the Commander and Chief of the Army.
THINK
Sadly this is what he had while in office n
WHO WAS RUNNING THE COUNTRY!!
That’s the answers we need! Although if you see were it went during his administration. You don’t have to be a political analyst to figure it out.
Off you don’t know who they are, they live in the “SWAMP”
Joe biden and his entire corrupt CONSPIRING communist administration should be in jail along with hunter biden.
Wide open borders, liar, cheater, filthy wrotten communist, china chink spy balloons 🎈 go across the entire USA
And all military nuclear weapons.
Sorry i have no sympathy for Biden’s,
Trillions of dollars sent to Ukraine with no accountability joke, FLEECING AMERICAN HARD WORKING TAX PAYING 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 LAW ABIDING AMERICAN CITIZENS 🇺🇸 🇺🇲
Well said, Kevin!
Mr King, your writing ability is truly amazing — laughing through each phrase with each visual. Fred Flintstone commented to you about having a parent with dementia. Fred, this has nothing to do with dementia but everything to do with reminding us of how the media and Dem Party purposely and blatantly covered up of his mental and physical decline even as the Leader of the Free World and Commander-in-Chief of our military!
Mr King — laughing through each phrase with each visual. Fred Flintstone commented to you about having a parent with dementia. Fred, this has nothing to do with dementia but everything to do with reminding us of how the media and Dem Party purposely and blatantly covered up of his mental and physical decline even as the Leader of the Free World and Commander-in-Chief of our military!
Manhattan Distances + Epstein Prison
3.8 Miles – Clinton Foundation, 1633 Broadway, New York, NY 10019 to Metropolitan Correctional Center, 150 Park Row, New York, NY 10007
3.6 Miles – British Consulate General New York, 885 2nd Ave, New York, NY 10017 to Metropolitan Correctional Center, 150 Park Row, New York, NY 10007 (Prince Andrew)
1.1 Miles – Clinton Foundation to British Consulate General New York Just neighbors.
Golly gosh, I sure do miss those wonderful stories about the neighborhood bully Corn Pop. I think Bidum should have his own Saturday morning cartoon show on PBS. Obummer could be the puppeteer, and Hunter could be the local pharmacists and Miss Harris could be the local liquor store owner and … well, I could go on and on and on.
Just proves he needs to be put away, he’s a bigger hairbrained old fool than ever.
Yeah if I was as dumb as a posthole I sure wouldn’t get on stage and prove it to be true.
Is Sonny Biden paying his child support?
I’m surprised to hear that FJB is still alive. I thought he had died long ago and that his bones had already been donated to the Smithsonian Institute.
Dear Joe King: Please add a Like or Dislike button to each comment. Okay, actually, just a Like button as there really aren’t that many comments that I don’t like.
C’mon king if you follow the agenda and Keep the father in the newshis degenerate son will disappear into the moonlight
Congratulations to finishing the Eighth Grade ? Whoopi must have been in the audience. I’ve read that’s the highest grade she achieved.