Canadian officials in British Columbia reportedly pulled the plug on their groundbreaking “do whatever feels progressive” drug strategy after the public reacted poorly to streets that looked like a Burning Man satellite campus run by chaos, sources have confirmed
According to insiders, the original plan was to replace law enforcement with “harm-reduction vibes,” free paraphernalia, and a committee of graduate students who learned public policy from TikTok.
“We assumed that if we decriminalized everything and called addiction ‘a journey,’ the problem would emotionally resolve itself,” said one official while clutching a copy of Feelings Over Facts: A Governance Guide.
Residents quickly discovered that normalizing hard drugs did not, in fact, lead to neighborhood book clubs, artisanal kombucha stands, and enlightened conversations about late-stage capitalism.
Progressive activists blamed the failure on insufficient compassion, too many sidewalks, and not enough taxpayer-funded “safe snorting lounges” with curated playlists.
Law enforcement, who had been retrained to offer gentle affirmations instead of arrests, reportedly celebrated quietly when they were allowed to do their actual jobs again.
Meanwhile, left-wing think tanks insisted the experiment actually worked and that the visible decline in public order was simply “data expressing itself creatively.”
As of press time BC leaders were drafting a new pilot program that replaces police with crystal therapy, interpretive dance, and a strongly worded land acknowledgment aimed at the concept of crime itself
Are Canadians all dwarves or something? They’re all so SHORT! And what does that say on that cop’s chest? It’s neither English nor French, so Quebec must be screaming!
Clearly, this isn’t a “drugs” issue, seeing as that sign says “free DRUBS”. I never said that DRUBS should be free! We have to draw the line somewhere, and it might as well be the drubs.
The cold stunts their growth.
The images included with the articles are AI images. As smart as AI is supposed to be, it sucks at spelling. In reality, the situation in British Columbia, Canada is worse. The RCMP are lapdogs of the Federal government and do everything they can to assist the Chinese in money laundering and Asian Drug Gangs in drug distribution. Canada, under the Liberals – our version of psycho Demoncrats (or just all Democrats), have turned Canada into a failed state. This is not rhetoric. It is happening right before our eyes. This is all intentional as our current leaders take their orders from the World Extortion Forum. BTW…we’re not all short. Especially the white people. It’s the Asians and those from South Asia that bring down our average height as well as I.Q. For the most part, if you’re Asian as in Chinese, you’re either a target of the Chinese Communist Party or you’re a full fledged member doing everything you can to destroy Canada, one bit of IP at a time.
When people vote for ass wipes, you get ass wipes! there motto is screw the hard working Citizen and praise the criminals. An ameba makes these politicians look stupid and a long as any Country puts up with brain dead leaders, you will have a society in a state of confusion and moral decline!
People never learn from their mistakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep it upB. C. Your on the same path as Californias San Francisco where you’ll find drug uses in the parks, sidewalks along with the homeless camps.
The liberal insanity just goes on and on. When are the conservative people of this country going to wake up and take this country back to sanity. The left keeps getting stronger and stronger. when will something be done to straighten this country out?
We’re trying. The bought and paid-for MSM has convinced older Boomers that the Big Bad Orange Man is going to invade the country and these citiots (city idiots) believe it.