California Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a “Freedom Emergency” after learning that Vice President J.D. Vance and his family planned...
Read moreDetailsWashington, D.C. — Hakeem Jeffries has reportedly entered the race for “Capitol Hill Class Clown” after a disastrous attempt to...
Read moreDetailsWashington, D.C. — The Democratic National Committee has reportedly spent $20 million studying how to “understand and communicate with American...
Read moreDetailsCalifornia Governor Gavin Newsom reportedly experienced “rapid nasal expansion” during a press conference this week after claiming that JD Vance’s...
Read moreDetailsChuck Schumer reportedly caused a “legislative meltdown” this week after discovering that two plus two does not, in fact, equal...
Read moreDetailsVice President Kamala Harris caused a frenzy this week after hinting that she “might” run for president in 2028 —...
Read moreDetailsAfter Dodgers outfielder Teoscar Hernández reportedly fled his Milwaukee hotel in fear of a “spiritual encounter,” Senator Chuck Schumer arrived...
Read moreDetailsPsychologists have been working around the clock to treat what they’re calling “Stage 5 Trump Derangement Syndrome” — a rare...
Read moreDetailsIn what legal experts are calling “the most ambitious lawsuit of all time,” a federal judge has ruled that President...
Read moreDetailsTo “reduce stress during the shutdown,” Democrats have proposed taxpayer-funded luxury getaways featuring jacuzzis and resort amenities for their fellow...
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