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NEW YORK — Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s anti-hate announcement collapsed Tuesday when his head rotated mid-speech and his second face congratulated...

MINNESOTA — A Democratic mayor announced that her new gun ban would defeat criminals by finally informing them that breaking...

WASHINGTON — President Trump’s Treasury Department triggered America’s zombie recession after cutting off federal payments to dead recipients, leaving thousands...

HOLLYWOOD: With November approaching, Hollywood millionaires launched Survivor: Beverly Hills, a revolutionary competition demanding the rich pay, provided someone else...

BIG BEND, TX: A federal judge halted President Trump’s border wall after determining it threatened the Democrats’ annual migration of...

SALEM, MA: Progressive activists unveiled a Halloween witch hunt after Chris Rock suggested the outrage industry had gotten carried away,...

NEW YORK: Major newsrooms have renamed terrorists “Explosively Expressive Grievance Influencers” after determining that calling them terrorists could damage their...

New Eminem fans have demanded his cancellation over a proposed Christmas album with Kid Rock, unaware they've submitted their names...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Election-season doctors reportedly identified a severe outbreak of Political Memory Loss this week after candidates who once...

NEW YORK, NY — A judge reportedly forced City Hall to redo its second-home tax rollout this week after officials...