A confused and mumbling Joe Biden surprised the country by announcing his candidacy for the 2024 presidency, shortly before being led away by handlers, sources confirmed.
“Please ignore our current sitting president,” explained White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “He was just doing a little prank on everybody this morning, just a little goofing around. Please ignore the rumors circulating that he has no idea what’s going on and still thinks he’s running for re-election in a few months. There’s no truth to that whatsoever, despite what his speech this morning may have made you believe.”
The mixed messaging was confusing for Democratic voters.
“Wait, so is Joe running or not?” asked local Democrat Ted Jones. “Because one minute he’s talking about how he’s gonna whoop Trump in ‘24 and do four more years and all that, and next thing I know they’ve cut off his mic and are insisting to me that he was just joking. This election is just so hard to follow.”
As of press time, Kamala Harris pulled a gun on an interviewer who asked her about the Biden situation.
Joe Biden’s MR/DD Dementia has gone into stage 5. It’s clear he must finish out his term and retire.
Better run this by Jill & Obama first!
IT WAS NO JOKE. BIDEN REALLY THINKS HE IS RUNNING AGAIN FOR 2024. SadLY. THIS ADMINISTRATION IS ALLOWING HIM TO CONTINUE TO TALK NONSENSE LIKE KAMALA HARRIS P
Hope this poor man is being medically treated as most dementia patients? While I am NO Biden fan, anyone deserves medical assistance!
So a satire article is apparently being taken seriously by people. Satire can be missed by a lot of people these days. This is why I always put /S/ after all my sarcastic comments.
So, are you saying it isn’t true? He didn’t do this, just a joke? I don’t think so! What are they trying to deviate our attention away from today, the Comrade & Tampon Tim?
No,it isn’t true. This is a satire site,as it clearly says in the “about us” section if you bother to look. Another HUGE clue is that the author’s name on every post is Joe King (joking),get it now?
there are not enough communicating brain cells to manufacture satire
The main stream media is satire.no different than the Skrape. In fact, the Skrape and their journalists led by Joe King have won more awards for accuracy and honesty than they have. I get all my news here.
Dakotabloe, you are kidding, right? Is this where
Kream jeans-Pierre gets her facts?
Funny!
Good one.
The main stream media lies so much they wouldn’t know the truth if it bit them on their behind! You can no longer believe what they say! It is just the announcers opinion and is far from the truth!!
Poor old Joe from Scranton. He does not know if he is running or not, does not know his unelected wife is conducting cabinet meetings, and does not know he is surely going to Hell where all who do what he does go and belong. I almost feel sorry for the poor guy,,,,,,,,, ALMOST.
Biden should be declaring war on the Kameltoe handlers for what they did to him.aaa
He probably doesn’t know WHO she is or WHAT they did to him!
That’s has funny as Kumalot saying she is running for the 2024 presidency as well
TRUE!
I get more real news here than mainstream media! Keep it up Skrape
And some said what’s the “S” for !!
Rush always used to say there has to be a bit of truth in good comedy, and still true. Great artwork here, too !