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Clearly Disoriented Joe Biden Announces Plan to Pursue 2024 Presidency

Joe King by Joe King
September 24, 2024
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A confused and mumbling Joe Biden surprised the country by announcing his candidacy for the 2024 presidency, shortly before being led away by handlers, sources confirmed. 

“Please ignore our current sitting president,” explained White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “He was just doing a little prank on everybody this morning, just a little goofing around. Please ignore the rumors circulating that he has no idea what’s going on and still thinks he’s running for re-election in a few months. There’s no truth to that whatsoever, despite what his speech this morning may have made you believe.” 



The mixed messaging was confusing for Democratic voters. 

“Wait, so is Joe running or not?” asked local Democrat Ted Jones. “Because one minute he’s talking about how he’s gonna whoop Trump in ‘24 and do four more years and all that, and next thing I know they’ve cut off his mic and are insisting to me that he was just joking. This election is just so hard to follow.”

As of press time, Kamala Harris pulled a gun on an interviewer who asked her about the Biden situation. 

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Comments 21

  1. a158701 says:
    2 years ago

    Joe Biden’s MR/DD Dementia has gone into stage 5. It’s clear he must finish out his term and retire.

    Reply
    • Margaret Duke says:
      2 years ago

      Better run this by Jill & Obama first!

      Reply
  2. Pat says:
    2 years ago

    IT WAS NO JOKE. BIDEN REALLY THINKS HE IS RUNNING AGAIN FOR 2024. SadLY. THIS ADMINISTRATION IS ALLOWING HIM TO CONTINUE TO TALK NONSENSE LIKE KAMALA HARRIS P

    Reply
    • Margaret Duke says:
      2 years ago

      Hope this poor man is being medically treated as most dementia patients? While I am NO Biden fan, anyone deserves medical assistance!

      Reply
  3. Robert Jonas says:
    2 years ago

    So a satire article is apparently being taken seriously by people. Satire can be missed by a lot of people these days. This is why I always put /S/ after all my sarcastic comments.

    Reply
    • Margaret Duke says:
      2 years ago

      So, are you saying it isn’t true? He didn’t do this, just a joke? I don’t think so! What are they trying to deviate our attention away from today, the Comrade & Tampon Tim?

      Reply
      • Gary Brown says:
        2 years ago

        No,it isn’t true. This is a satire site,as it clearly says in the “about us” section if you bother to look. Another HUGE clue is that the author’s name on every post is Joe King (joking),get it now?

        Reply
  4. John A M says:
    2 years ago

    there are not enough communicating brain cells to manufacture satire

    Reply
  5. Dakotahoe says:
    2 years ago

    The main stream media is satire.no different than the Skrape. In fact, the Skrape and their journalists led by Joe King have won more awards for accuracy and honesty than they have. I get all my news here.

    Reply
    • Mary C says:
      2 years ago

      Dakotabloe, you are kidding, right? Is this where
      Kream jeans-Pierre gets her facts?

      Reply
      • Margaret Duke says:
        2 years ago

        Funny!

        Reply
    • Gary Brown says:
      2 years ago

      Good one.

      Reply
  6. Larry says:
    2 years ago

    The main stream media lies so much they wouldn’t know the truth if it bit them on their behind! You can no longer believe what they say! It is just the announcers opinion and is far from the truth!!

    Reply
  7. Ra says:
    2 years ago

    Poor old Joe from Scranton. He does not know if he is running or not, does not know his unelected wife is conducting cabinet meetings, and does not know he is surely going to Hell where all who do what he does go and belong. I almost feel sorry for the poor guy,,,,,,,,, ALMOST.

    Reply
  8. XRTO says:
    2 years ago

    Biden should be declaring war on the Kameltoe handlers for what they did to him.aaa

    Reply
    • Margaret Duke says:
      2 years ago

      He probably doesn’t know WHO she is or WHAT they did to him!

      Reply
  9. Thomas says:
    2 years ago

    That’s has funny as Kumalot saying she is running for the 2024 presidency as well

    Reply
    • Margaret Duke says:
      2 years ago

      TRUE!

      Reply
  10. Bobbi Chandler says:
    2 years ago

    I get more real news here than mainstream media! Keep it up Skrape

    Reply
  11. John Dunn says:
    2 years ago

    And some said what’s the “S” for !!

    Reply
  12. Ray says:
    2 years ago

    Rush always used to say there has to be a bit of truth in good comedy, and still true. Great artwork here, too !

    Reply

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