In a stunning display of raw courage that left progressives clutching their therapy goats and screaming into the void, Senator John Fetterman single-handedly shattered the Democrat Party’s Trump Derangement Syndrome Matrix by demanding they finally “drop the TDS and build the damn White House ballroom already.” Sources have confirmed.
The hoodie-wearing Pennsylvania senator went full beast-mode after the Washington Hilton incident.
“We were front and center watching the Secret Service sweat bullets in a venue held together by liberal tears and socialist scaffolding,” Fetterman reportedly posted.
“Enough is enough. Stop obsessing over Orange Man and build a proper ballroom so we can actually host events worthy of the United States government instead of this clown show.”
Democrats immediately spiraled into chaos.
AOC reportedly had a full meltdown, accusing Fetterman of being “replaced by a MAGA clone from the darkest timeline.”
MSNBC anchors suggested he’d been “radicalized by too much fresh air and not enough pronouns.”
Meanwhile, Fetterman continued throwing haymakers of common sense, arguing the new ballroom should be big enough for “actual victory parties when real leaders win” while liberals could protest peacefully from the re-education wing.
Not all heroes wear capes — some just refuse to wear suits and tell their party the truth.
As of press time, Fetterman was spotted at a local diner ordering a cheeseburger, blissfully unaware that half the Democrat caucus was drafting articles of excommunication while secretly googling “how to join the Republican Party without anyone noticing.”
Being a 61+ year, card carrying Democrat (JFK-type) I watch with great interest the debate between the (recently ‘stoked’) Fetterman and Dr. Oz. I voted for Oz, for I believe Country tops party and Fetterman appeared incapable of representing Pennsylvania (he Blane the debate with, “Good night”). I was wrong. I believe Senator Fetterman is far surpassing anything Dr. Oz could have done as our senator. Senator John Fetterman is b wing back sanity to our political landscape, Thank you, Sir.
Is that Dr. Oz the mentalist or another Dr. Oz ?
What is the problem. FDR had a nice pool and recovery room. Barry had a basketball court. What is the problem besides crazy lefties?
The problem is Fiddling with Architectural Tradition without Proper Process
You mean a 30 year permitting process
Proper DEMOCRIP CARTEL procedures require kickbacks, bribes, contractor campaign contributions, and years of budget overruns on the taxpayers’ backs.
You sir, support the DeepStates cronysocialist Islamo-Nazi agenda of implementing a totalitarian Dicktakership.
“Bend over or Die” isn’t my idea human rights.
So, no thanks. Keep your corruption schemes in Ukraine.
Trump went beyond not only keeping the traditional architecture but improved the quality and space by imaging how it would be used and protected from outside violence. And it is financed by donors, no one could have done a better job. It is a gift to the American people.
There’s nothing wrong with a new ballroom. This doesn’t just benefit the current president, but any and all future presidents. Democrats will do anything so that President Trump doesn’t get this named after him. They’re ridiculous.
I think the rest of the Dems in congress with the TDS would benefit from having a stroke. Seems that Fetterman having the stroke he had, in his recovery he gained a ton of common sense. The rest of the Dems could benefit from that. He’s thinking like the old school Dems that stood for keeping Americans safe and co operated across the aisle and got things done. Keep up the pressure Mr Fetterman…Your the only Dem with common sense.
I have to say Fetterman has been quite a surprise. Of course he will be kicked off the democrat plantation. He has too much sense. He wants to see the country succeed. He doesn’t care if that means Trump does it today or someone else tomorrow. Dems only want to whine and complain and tell the media, who repeats it ad nauseum, how horrible Trump is.
I wish Fetterman would ditch the Democrat party
and become a Republican senator. He has more common sense than all the Democrats put together.
Or maybe he could just switch parties with Rand Paul who seems to becoming a RINO!
I agree! I am so appreciative of Fetterman’s ideas and thoughts. You need to drop the Democratic Party. The democrats are truly ruining this wonderful country. Come on board!!