House Democrats placed their affordability agenda in witness protection Wednesday after it overheard what they planned to do with their new majority, sources have confirmed.
Federal marshals escorted the promise out of the Capitol under a blanket.
By noon it was living in Nebraska under the name Road Maintenance, working part time at a tire shop and under strict orders to let calls from working families go to voicemail.
Back in Washington, Democrats cleared their calendars for hearings on the Department of Homeland Security.
One freshman asked whether the committee could spare fifteen minutes for rent.
Leadership agreed and scheduled a hearing to determine whether Trump had ever paid any in his life.
The cover held until a former campaign volunteer spotted Affordability changing a set of brake pads outside Omaha.
She recognized it immediately.
It still had the little scar above its eyebrow from where a congressman had stapled it to a mailer.
“I knocked on six hundred doors for you,” she said.
“Lady, I rotate tires,” the promise replied, quietly turning its name tag around.
As of press time, House Democrats had subpoenaed the tire shop, demanded four years of alignment records, and booked its owner for a televised hearing at ten. The volunteer asked whether she could testify about her rent. They told her ten was Eastern.
Such accurate assessment of the Democrats and how they have worked the political system. Not true Patriots, only faux Loyalists.
THE DEATH OF AMERICA HAS BEGUN..THE SCUM SUCKING DSA AGENDA WILL COST… $102 TRILLION DOLLARS SO FAR..THAT’S BEFORE THEY OPEN UP THE BORDERS AGAIN..YOUR TAXES WILL GO UP AT LEAST 85%…I DON’T THINK THAT’S CALLED AFFORDABILITY !!ALL THE “FREE” THINGS THEY PROMISED HAS TO BE PAID BY WHO ELSE “WE THE PEOPLE”.. I DIDN’T THINK THEIR WOULD BE SO MANY BUFFOONS THAT WOULD FALL FOR THEIR LIES…MORONS..IDIOTS..STUPID IDIOTS..UNEDUCATED BRAINDEAD PATHETIC LOSERS…I THINK THERE WAS MASS AMOUNT OF FRAUD COMMITTED..THESE DSA COMMUNISTS WERE INSTALLED JUST LIKE THEY DID WITH OBUMMER AND BIDEN..THE DEATH OF AMERICA HAS BEGUN …THANKS YOU PSYCHOPATHS..YOU JUST DESTROYED YOUR CHILDRENS FUTURES !!
Exactly right! It’s going to trigger some major back lash. The voter fraud is just out of control. And when the Muslims take over, they will all be crying the blues.
Actually, I think the death of America began with Obama’s election in 2008 when he promised to transform America. His braindead progeny, poor old Uncle Joe, was merely led around by the nose by the DSA. Alas for the Republicans, they couldn’t even score a slam dunk with their mandate in 2024. SHAMEFUL!
You’re absolutely right Maury. I, and perhaps you, was a Rush listener. When Obama was elected Rush said “I hope he fails”. Many people thought that was disgraceful, but I didn’t. Transform America? Why would we want that?! Unfortunately, Obama did succeed. He put us on this path intentionally.
Obama was the leader but there’s a huge underlying issues. Americas government run education system. As far back as 1980 plans were activated to (1) cut parents out of the school system. Then add No Child Left Behind. Parents had no clue,, so schools could Dumb Down the curriculum. Today’s voters, and half of their parents have zero cognitive thinking skills. They were trained to run on “ my feelings matter most”. So here we are. Add in Educated and Dedicated to destroy America? Yes we’re almost done.
You’re absolutely correct, Maury. I, and perhaps you, was a Rush listener. Back then Rush said “I hope he fails”. People thought that was terrible. I didn’t. Rush, and many of his listeners, didn’t want to “transform America “. Obama put us on this path intentionally.
My beliefs are that the Clinton’s began the transformation in our government.
The schools refuse to teach history, the english language, mathematics, and the children got their diplomas if they just show up now and then.
Logical progression? Not even in University or college.
When Hussein showed up, the democrat party just did not even try to hide their agenda of destroying our Constitution, and our Constitutional Republic.
“What good fortune for government that the people do not think.” Adolph Hitler
Vladimir Lenin who stated, “The goal of socialism is communism.”