In a stunning revelation that somehow shocked absolutely no one who has ever paid California taxes, Democrats have officially replaced governing with an annual Broadway-level spectacle called “Bigger, Better, Still Nothing,” sources have confirmed.
According to insiders, The Daily Show accidentally ripped back a velvet curtain in Sacramento and exposed a glittering industrial complex dedicated entirely to re-announcing the same policies in increasingly elaborate ways.
Gavin Newsom now spends his mornings dramatically “breaking ground” on a holographic bullet train that runs from Merced to “Eventually,” complete with laser smoke, a pyrotechnic ribbon-cutting, and a full orchestra playing “Don’t Stop Believin’ (We’ll Build It Someday).”
Meanwhile, Democrats premiered Homelessness: The Musical — Now With 3D Smoke Effects, a taxpayer-funded extravaganza featuring interpretive dances about zoning, a 40-foot animatronic PowerPoint, and consultants singing in perfect harmony that “progress is a process.”
Between shows, party strategists retreat to a $300-million luxury yacht labeled The SS Intentions, where they sip rare coffees and brainstorm how to make next year’s promises louder, shinier, and delivered by a rotating cast of holographic celebrities.
Local officials insist that spending billions on theatrics is actually “advanced governance,” while trash fires, tent encampments, and broken rail projects remain “immersive set design.”
As of press time the bullet train had reached a blistering top speed of zero miles per hour.
This is the Democrat party playbook in a nutshell ! What a scam !
I just look at the election of DEMOCRATS here in v the state of Virginia and all I see are broken promises. They promise LOWER COSTS OF LIVING then EVERYTHING goes higher still. We are now to the point that just elected Abigail Soanberger is all set to place yearly TAXES on your LAWN MOWERS and LEAF BLOWERS. This is her form of taxing the rich.
In Virginia we should be more concerned with the Scott-Lucas 10-1 Congressional gerrymandering that will disenfranchise Republican voters across the state. But the two Black Democrat hypocrites only care about it when gerrymandering disenfranchises their minority voter base.
Has California begun labeling “got milk” commercials as a nifty way to get your fill of Strontium 90?
Newscum is still playing with his imaginary train though that project was defunded and scrapped. Why do Californians put up with all this waste of taxpayers money without actually doing something about it. This train will never ever be able to support itself no matter how much money they charge to ride it. So taxpayers will be carrying this train forever just for show that we have a train we can’t afford. Newsom dream became a train wreck a decade ago. You jut can’t fix stupid. This is why California is bankrupt because of Newsom and Bass failures the train to hell.
You get what you vote for. Democrats will never “learn” because everything for them is emotion driven by the fraudulent mainstream media. One might have hoped social media would fix this but seeing this, liberals invented Blue Sky (what a name – right) where they encouraged everyone to now go for their daily propaganda fix. If they ever get back in power watch for endless legal “fixes” for social media, podcasts and probably some T.V.