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Democrats Take Joe Biden to Nice Farm Upstate

Joe King by Joe King
July 26, 2024
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Democratic sources revealed earlier today that following his decision to drop out of the upcoming presidential election, Joe Biden has been dropped off at a nice farm upstate. 

“It’s really the best thing for him, now that the party doesn’t need him for anything anymore,” said new presidential nominee Kamala Harris. “I saw pictures of the farm, and it’s stunning. Joe will have a great time running around, playing, and telling old stories about people named Corn Pop. He’s going to be so happy, believe me. It’s really the best thing for him.” 



Despite the sudden move, Biden’s handlers insisted the move was the right one for him. 

“I just talked to Joe, he’s on the farm and having a great time,” said White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “They don’t have good service up there at the farm, so don’t expect a lot of updates from him. Or pictures or anything like that. But believe me, Joe Biden is at a nice big farm upstate, and he’s having the time of his life. Oh, and don’t anyone go looking for him, please. It’s best we just let him be.” 

As of press time, Hillary Clinton had been dispatched to the farm to make sure Joe Biden had everything he needed. 

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Comments 29

  1. Crotte says:
    2 years ago

    Why not????? He has done his job as a Figurehead for their cause.

    Reply
  2. Carol says:
    2 years ago

    Since he’s at the “farm” who is running the country and with Kamala bouncing around promoting herself instead of taking care of the border which she was put in charge of?

    Reply
    • Lary Cangelose says:
      2 years ago

      same thing she has always done ,,,,,, Taking orders from Obama!

      Reply
    • Denny says:
      2 years ago

      Sadly, it’s the same cabal of socialists who have been running it since The Potato was installed. Likely, it’s some unholy mix of B-HO, the Clintons, Soros, et.al.

      Reply
  3. Shirline says:
    2 years ago

    What a great Fairy Tale for the children to remember him by!

    Reply
    • se4s4shameamuss says:
      2 years ago

      No, the main fairy would be Lil’ Peter.

      Reply
  4. Adrian says:
    2 years ago

    Just wonder if Jill will be doing the cooking for old Joe? He certainly needs his daily vitamin intake!

    Reply
    • Denny says:
      2 years ago

      I think Hillary stopped by to give him a dose of vitamin Pb.

      Reply
  5. Dixie Barrand says:
    2 years ago

    When did they change the name to Nice Farm? I always thought it was the funny farm.

    Reply
  6. American Mutt says:
    2 years ago

    No 4th term for Hussein!
    Nationalism before Globalism!

    Reply
  7. Jonathan says:
    2 years ago

    So….Biden has ceased his presidential duties?
    If thisvis so, and he’s stepped down from the Presidency, then Kamala is now the President of America. Is she still seeking the presidency?

    If Obama, the leader of the Democratic Party and the leader behind the scenes for the last 4 years, doesn’t want Kamala, then he’ll have to get his pick voted in at the Democrat Convention!! If he gets his pick in, kamala can always run as an independent. The watch Obama go ballistic!!

    Reply
  8. Bruce W Walters says:
    2 years ago

    Dems could give Biden the Jimmy Hoffa treatment, and no one would notice

    Reply
    • se4s4shameamuss says:
      2 years ago

      I’ve got the see-ment.

      Reply
    • Denny says:
      2 years ago

      I think that happened in 2020, after the campaign and before the inauguration.

      Reply
    • Denny says:
      2 years ago

      As they say, “ya can’t miss what was never there.”

      Reply
    • Denny says:
      2 years ago

      …or the Vince Foster treatment…

      Reply
  9. Gidge says:
    2 years ago

    If this is true and he said he will still be in control until Jan. then he should stay in the WH not a farm. You can’t run the country from a farm. So make him resign and put Harris in so Trump can make mincemeat out of her in the debates. I really don’t think she will even be nominated at the Convention. Question, why if Newsom cleaning up California, maybe to get nominated. Sorry Gavin to late for a cleanup now.

    Reply
  10. Lynda Fitzgerald says:
    2 years ago

    Good point about who’s running the country. He has several more months as president. I also resented the comment that the Democrats dropped him off since they don’t need him anymore. That is heartless and crass. I hope to God he never reads it.

    What a BS, white-washed piece of fantasy. It makes me a little ashamed to be a Democrat.

    Reply
  11. Charles says:
    2 years ago

    If you get there at the right time of day you can watch biden grazing in the pasture on the nice green grass and even letting out a mooo every now ‘n then

    Reply
    • Denny says:
      2 years ago

      Yeah, I thought they’d say he was frolicking in the fields with the other potatoes and showering with 12 year-olds.

      Reply
  12. Lynda says:
    2 years ago

    Lots of you Trump thugs leaving comments.

    Reply
    • Hate liars says:
      2 years ago

      Thugs? Republicans didn’t not burn cities to the ground, destroy businesses, killed seniors in nursing homes, hurt children and making everything so high in price you can not afford to eat. You listen to lies from news outlets who are paid to lie. The borders are open to every criminal, terrorists and terrible people to come in and destroy cities, kill and rape! Now who is the thugs? If you’re going to call people names better have facts not saying anything you’re told to say. Every day there is some one in America being killed by a illegal or some criminal that unamerican judges let’s lose. Your feelings don’t count. Do you live under a rock or are you just that stupid to believe what they tell or you’re own eyes. Insanity is live and well in America.

      Reply
    • 4shame says:
      2 years ago

      Mirror, mirror, on the wall …

      Reply
  13. Marsha Hays says:
    2 years ago

    We lost control the day Biden took the oath. Can’t believe the American people are stupid enough to accept the fact that Obama has been in control since the rigged election and guess what he is still in control and ready to try to do it again.
    STAND UP AMERICA WE NEED TO FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM AND OUR COUNTRYBIF WE HOPE TO SURVIVE!

    Reply
  14. Puddles says:
    2 years ago

    Seems the Dems continue to hide joe. Is he still alive? Why not just let Cackles assume the office and we’ll see what she can do before election- ah, there’s the rub isn’t it:? The Dems don’t want us to know. They lie and gaslight just like they’ve done about joe
    s dementia to use him to push their anti American radical leftist policies. Now they kick him out and install Cackles without the voters input? Come on sheeple- wise up. You’re being played.

    Reply
  15. P Nathans says:
    2 years ago

    Yes Lynda, you Democrat thugs have had plenty of nasty comments to make about Trump. Hypocrites! Can’t take it can you.😂

    Reply
  16. Darcy Terry says:
    2 years ago

    Next thing you know…. We will all hear that Biden has died. Which I think happened a week and a half ago!!!!

    Reply
  17. Denny says:
    2 years ago

    Awfully nice of Hillary to stop by and offer up a dose of Clinton hospitality. Maybe gave him a single dose of lead, about 230 grains, to help ease hi confusion.

    Reply
  18. Denny says:
    2 years ago

    I’ll bet he’s there with my old dog Ginger, running and playing with all the other lost potatoes.

    Reply

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