ALBANY, NY — Federal investigators raided Letitia James’ office late Thursday, discovering what agents described as “a candlelit shrine to irony,” sources have confirmed.
According to the FBI report, the shrine featured gold-plated handcuffs, a framed selfie captioned “Justice Queen,” and dozens of shredded mortgage applications waiting to be incinerated.
At the center, agents reportedly found a stack of fresh loan documents labeled “Other Place of Residence” and “Second-Second Home.”
When asked for comment, James allegedly shouted, “This is Trump’s fault!” before attempting to invoke attorney-client privilege on the office coffee maker.
White House representatives responded, calling the discovery “the most honest thing to come out of New York politics since Mamdani’s socialism posts.”
James’ attorneys defended her actions, claiming “she didn’t know you could only have one ‘second home,’ and honestly thought the law was more of a suggestion for people without titles.”
One aide reportedly added, “She figured if she got caught, she’d say Trump made her do it, and her fellow progressives would back her up.”
The aide then sighed, “She blames me when SHE orders the wrong coffee—says I should be more accountable.”
As of press time, agents were still cataloging evidence, including a journal labeled “You Can’t Catch Me, I’ll Blame the Orange Man,” and a half-finished vision board titled “Attorney General, Governor, Then Victim.”
Oh my God! The criminal gets caught and of course blames our President! Prison for her once and for all! Victim my arse!
That is a true corrupt person that would blame everyone but herself. Send her away for 700 years . We do not want her breathing the same air real people are breathing. She has cheated other companies for 3 million and never paid it back instead she blocked her leanholder from ever getting their money back. She belongs under the prison face down
Yes absolutely put the blame on someone else, how despicable
Be sure your sins will find you out.
Ludicrous James is an angry, fat black woman who uses God as one of her minions. Pride goes before the fall, and deceit binds the sin. She needs deep psychological therapy and has no right judging others when her soul is so dark.
Do not judge lest thee be judged first, garma came back and bit her on her fat posterior, lock her up
Like the former deputy mayor of LA, James should be sentenced to pick up trash in Gaza. That could be a mind blowing experience.
I agree, sge is a despicable piece of humanity and a pathetic person.How she ever got elected to her position is flat out crazy. The woman is liar in every episode, and she had the GALL to go after President Trump, which was outrageous abd disgusting. DHE DESERVES PRISON AND SCORN AND DERISION.
If this is true, you are dealing with someone who is severely mentally unstable
And what title privilege does she think she has Sasquatch dumbass DEI black democrat untouchable token of NY typical black ghetto queen hired because of her skin color and not her accomplishments. Just another Harris moving up the food chain because of their black color. Just hire them to meet our quota of having black people in government positions.
She will meet the expectations of quotas in prison for just being another corrupt black woman thief in government. Omar the tent maker will start making her orange jumpsuit. All her homes should be auctioned off to the homeless people. That’s what should happen to corrupt government thieves. Oh did I forget No One Is Above The Law including Sasquatch, James.
You said it all, sge deserves nothing but scorn
James needs to sit her whiny self
down and shut up!!!
All the Democratic judges are blocking Trump any and every way they can.Now Trump is to plan for everything that happens says Democrats.Liars!!!
.I never saw any Republican protesters out in the streets protesting and causing chaos plus damage to private property no matter what Democrat was President,
James was elected because she was going to take Trump down and in prison.You said no one is above the law.So just why wouldn’t that apply to you too ?Democrats have taken hate to another level.Throw the back at you I say.Oh,thats right.. you will be judged by one of the evil Democrat judges😡.Let me cry you a river