WASHINGTON — Hillary Clinton attempted to dunk on President Trump’s Freedom 250 UFC celebration at the White House this week, only to pause mid-sentence after millions of Americans reminded her that the Clinton family may not be the ideal authority on preserving the dignity of “our house,” sources have confirmed.
The event, which drew massive attention as Americans celebrated 250 years of freedom and President Trump’s 80th birthday, reportedly featured fighters, flags, roaring crowds, patriotic music, and the horrifying sight of people enjoying America without asking a Clinton for permission.
“This is disgraceful,” Hillary began, before critics immediately pointed toward the 1990s and raised one collective eyebrow.
Witnesses say Clinton froze, blinked twice, and briefly appeared to receive a Windows 95 error message from somewhere deep inside the denial department.
“She was going to lecture America about proper White House behavior,” said one political analyst.
“Then history walked into the room wearing sunglasses and carrying a cigar.”
Democrats quickly defended Clinton, explaining that UFC fighters on the lawn are a threat to democracy, while past Clinton scandals were merely “complex indoor governance.”
Trump supporters praised Freedom 250 as a celebration of strength, patriotism, and national pride.
Clinton aides condemned it as vulgar, mostly because nobody at the event was quietly deleting emails.
As of press time, Hillary had clarified that the White House must always be treated with respect, unless Democrats are in it, in which case America is asked to stop remembering things.
I did not have sexual relations with that opponent.
Bills got the best “ground and pound,” or should I say “desk and pound,”
or should a say “desk and dip “ in the mixed marital arts business !
Old , worthless Hillary will complain about UFC at the White House , but she stayed silent about slick Bill force feeding a wench in the Oval Office !!!!
Bring back the topless tranny’s
Hitlery is an expert on disgracing the White House. Everything that she and her sex crazed husband Slick Willie Klinton did there was a complete and total disgrace to humanity.
Why can’t you make your point without the name calling and age related slurs? It appears civil debate is dead in our country. What about the fact that people knowingly elected a 34 count felon who has cheated on all his wives and paid for sex with Stormy. Bill Clinton didn’t brag about grabbing women by the pushy. He didn’t set the DOJ on his enemies AND we had a balanced budget! How are we doing with the Trump Epstein files BTW. What about those lower groceries and gas prices? At least Hilary corrected herself and shut up. Maybe you guys should learn that lesson.
I don’t recall all this interest in the Epstein files when Biden was in office. Y’all weren’t even interested in Ashley Biden’s diary, Hunter Biden’s laptop, or “10% for the Big Guy”. Why didn’t Joey release the Epstein files during his term? If the claims about Trump can be proven, what better way to derail his candidacy? Perhaps they all have more than a few skeletons in their closets.
How soon we forget about the Clinton yrs. The stained blue dress, all the other women slick Willy sexually harassed and abused while he was just the governor of Arkansas, those were women who helped him while he campaigned for president ,one of them even sued him and won the lawsuit along with lots of money. Then after 8 yrs before they left the WH, they literally trashed the place and even stole valuable paintings and furniture! So killary can talk all she wants about treating the WH with respect. Also Clinton could not have balanced the budget without the help from republicans! Unlike the demonrats now, voting against trump at every turn. Everything u said, the demonrats did to trump. And the Epstein file, Clinton was part of that disgusting mess too. Civil debate? Go ask the demonrats about that.
Seriously? While Trump only said he “could”, Bill Clinton actually did! He tried to force Paula Jones’s face onto his erect penis. They paid Jones almost a million $ to settle out of court.
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Bill did not have sex with that woman. HILARY.
Why can’t the three living former Democrat Presidents be like the one living former Republican President and just keep their mouths shut and spend their lavish pensions and book deals and speaking fees? None of the three Democrats were anywhere near perfect while they were in the White House.
“the three living former Democrat preidents…” A bit of a stretch including Biden there.
First off Hillary Clinton is an evil woman! She should have gone to jail on more than a couple of occasions! Remember Benghazi 11/11/2012? Secretary Of State Clinton as well as President Obama were directly responsible for the deaths of four of our U.S. dignitaries. Just weeks before the attack U.S. Ambassador Christopher Steven’s requested fortifications and extra manpower support which was denied by Hillary on more than a couple of occasions. No way President Obama wasn’t aware of just what his Secretary Of State was or wasn’t doing! The end result was U.S. Ambassador Steven’s & US Foreign Service Information Management Officer Sean Smith were murdered by Islamic Terrorist along with two CIA Contractors Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty located just a little more than a mile away from the main complex. Not to forget the 10 other U.S. Contractors wounded and some of them seriously! There was never any accountability by those in our government and this was hushed and covered up with the help of our mainstream media as quickly as possible! What party was that? Oh, let me think here? The Democrats of course! Then remember that sleazy FBI Director James Comey who served from 11/2013 – 5/17 until President Trump, who was never supposed to be President, fired Comey! It was revealed through texts that were eventually released about two FBI agents who were lovers at the time and that one of the agents had assured the other that Trump would never become the US President! Then looking back FBI Director Comey held a press conference, which wasn’t his job to do! He sugar coated and then went on to tell the American people all of the things that Hillary had done wasn’t prosecutable! Two of her huge sins should of sent her to prison again! Instead of turning over her and her staff’s BlackBerry phones to the investigators she ordered her staff to take sledgehammers and obliterate them! Another big no no was the fact that she was receiving Top Secret Classified Code Word documents via her basement fax machine. If a U.S. service member had done this with Confidential or Secret documents they’d go to the penitentiary for 40 years to life, but Hillary got a free pass again! This should of sent her to jail for life! But the fix was in by sleazy Comey! Mel Foote, Ret., TSgt, USAF
Hillary maybe you can learn from Monica how to use that big mouth of yours without speaking a word. Nobody gives a sh-t on what you think or say you’re just a disgrace to your self and country. Your mouth still keeps flapping even with all the sagging wrinkles. Looks like a deflated balloon. Botox isn’t working.