Hollywood elites are reportedly preparing for another brave climate summit disguised as the Cannes Film Festival, where they will arrive by private jet, idle superyachts in the harbor, and lecture ordinary Americans about using too much fuel, sources have confirmed.
According to insiders, the annual migration of climate-conscious millionaires is expected to include enough Gulfstream traffic to make a refinery blush, as celebrities descend on France to warn fans about gas cars, cheeseburgers, air conditioning, and the moral dangers of owning a lawn mower.
“Everyone must sacrifice,” one A-list actress reportedly rehearsed in the mirror, moments before asking whether her personal SUV could drive her the full 90 feet from the jet stairs to the red carpet.
Festival attendees are also expected to condemn President Trump for flying Air Force One to China, calling it “reckless and excessive,” before boarding private aircraft with heated leather seats, champagne service, and emergency caviar storage.
Directors who haven’t touched a carb since the Obama administration will reportedly urge Americans to embrace cricket flour, cold showers, and solar-powered sadness while their super-yachts sit in the harbor humming like floating middle fingers to the environment.
Hollywood’s climate plan remains simple: you give up meat, AC, and fun.
They keep the Gulfstreams, the Wagyu, and the virtue signals.
As of press time, Cannes organizers were preparing a new award for “Best Performance In Saving The Planet While Living Like A Roman Emperor.”
Hypocrisy at its best. Do as I say, not as I do.
You are exactly right.
I’m sick and tired of the B.S the Democrats believe they’re using the to usher in Socialism when in reality the Muslims are using the Democrats to usher in Islam and Sharia Law. ☪️😤🙄
At first, Marxists and Islamists may seem like strange bedfellows. However, “ The enemy of my enemy is my friend !” They share a common enemy, and it is us. Both ideologies seek to stamp out any free society “Of, For and by The People.” Both seek a central rule, which they both hope will be them. They’ll help each eliminate our free, constitutional republic society now, then sort out amongst themselves who gets to run things later. Our job is to make sure that neither succeed !
Thirty five years of climate alarmism with all predictions failing three to ten times yet, they preach the same message! The fanatics have needy self images that require you to eat 🐞 bugs. Their religion is among the most delusional invented so far.
I don’t know what to think! Humanity is destroying the planet and we are all doomed!
On the other hand, so what? In another billion years, the cockroaches will evolve into a higher and better level with the means to rejuvenate everything. Where are the evolutionary biologists when we need them? Do they lack faith in what they preach?
Living in California there is a constant reminder of how the So-Cal elites influence everything here on the ‘Left Coast’.
Hypocrisy, arrogance, incompetence, narcissism and ignorance. Or maybe it’s just all apathy. These are the stock and trade of the Hollywood stars that heavily influence how the state of California is run – and that’s into the ground! The hypocrisy of flying private jets while telling us our SUV is excessive should come as no surprise. So my advice is to ignore these overpaid, privileged, rich idiots. Stop paying to watch their DEI / socialist influenced movies and let them continue to prove just how disgusting their spinning moral compass truly is. At least they’re out of the country for a while and we might get a break from being told how inferior we are.
Reminds me of pre-copiers/scanners when I attempted to take a last form from a folder. The woman who was in charge of such things said, “Don’t take that last form!! Someone might need it!”
I love you guys! Keep up the great work!