Day four of the Hunter Biden trial came to an unexpected halt earlier this afternoon, as the President’s son absconded into a nearby bathroom and wasn’t heard from for the rest of the day, sources have confirmed.
“Your honor, let’s give him 15 more minutes,” said the increasingly sweaty Abbe Lowell, Biden’s defense attorney. “He might just be in there texting or something. Or maybe he ate something that’s disagreeing with him. I know how this looks, but surely he can’t be this dumb, right? I mean, this is Hunter Biden we’re talking about.”
Despite his lawyer’s optimism, many in attendance doubted Biden would be returning.
“I knew right when he asked if he could use the bathroom that he wasn’t coming back,” said Dennis Grant, a spectator of today’s proceedings. “Why would he take all his stuff with him if he was just going to the bathroom? Plus, he had just gone to the bathroom several minutes before that. Oh, and he asked some of us if we had a lighter on the way out. I think best case scenario he fell asleep in there but he’s probably long gone.”
As of press time, the judge had agreed to wait, like, ten more minutes and then everyone was going to go home for the day.
Asked for a light, sounds like crack!!!
This is a farce. Stop falling for anything that fake news says. They are not journalist. Just a bunch of nuts that want to try to hide the truth.
No, they are not journalists, nor do they claim to be. It is called satire, to make fun of the ridiculous people we have in government today. Also Hollywood, and the general population. If you take it seriously enough to complain about it, I think you are the one “falling for it”.
The abc, cbs, msnbc cnn pbs all call themselves journalists and they make up outlandish stories too! It’s easy to get them confused. Most of the time the straps is closer to the truth.
What happened to the story about the football player and the singer with a hoo-ha like a half eaten chicken wing? That was funny stuff, right there!!
What gave it away?
I wonder if this will cause a mistrial?
Why was there no ARREST warrant issued for his return and confinement? Oh that’s right he is a Biden.
Why was a warrant not issued for him since admittedly he is smoking. crack during the proceedings out in the open . if this were anyone else we would be locked up this spoiled brat needs to be put in jail. But I guess daddy would just come to his aid again LAWLESS JOE!
It’s a joke to him, he knows daddy will pardon him or some other Dem in the DOJ. This is just fore play!
And a judge fined Trump $10,000 just for talking? Let’s see what this Biden baby gets.
Digusting, but typical for the Biden Crime Family. What a joke.
I did not not see coverage of this on any other news outlet? Not even bat shit OAN or Foxx or NewsNation?
I searched the Internet for this site and nothing came up. What is that about? apparently, just Something that bounced off the wall making up stories As they go.
stop cluttering my inbox with lies
It’s the aliens , LC. And I don’t mean the terrestrial kind. The bidens are in cahoots with them. You won’t see it in the news or internet. It’s a secret.
If this really happened it surely would have been on the news. The Judge would have sent the deputy in there to get him to see if there was any problem, This story makes no sense
Laurie … the News Media these days are all about protecting the Biden Crime Family. Big payola is the target. Even Fox News once a conservative news channel is no longer conservative … new owner is not a conservative. Any other person leaving a court proceeding would have been arrested especially if the case was about them ! What can I say … The Apple Does Not Fall Far From The Tree ! Like Father Like Son … both dirty liars and criminals. Never have I ever seen such a horrible greedy White House Family who does not give a damn about America or Americans !!!! Biden Family’s Greed is unlimited. Never were they so rich ! They are getting money from China, Russia, and Ukraine ! Vote for Trump … that is the only way out of this political disaster !!!
Yes, I agree 100% with Pat! Vote for Trump and you’ll not see this again!
Totally agree Pat. The entire Biden family is corrupt. They only care about retaining power and their own wealth. Biden is probably getting paid by the Cartels along with China, Ukraine, Russia and everyone else. That’s why he’s let all these illegals into this Country. He’s getting them registered as Democrats so they’ll vote for him and other Dems. again. We can kiss this Country goodbye if he stays in power!
That idea — that the mainstream news media and the president are extending themselves beyond journalism or government ethics to protect a criminal who laughs at the law — is complete drivel.
You conspiracy theorists will believe anything Faux News (or OAN, or Newslax, or whatever other fairy-tale-tellers you listen to) tells you. You started out with the famous and admitted drug addict Rush Limburger — who called his show entertainment and wouldn’t talk to any caller with a different view — then shifted your attention to what Faux News, a self-described “entertainment” channel (look it up), tells you, while laughing up their sleeves at you. Oh, you no longer believe Faux News? I’m sure they’re brokenhearted. Finally Sucker Carlson went too far and even they couldn’t keep it together for one of their own. They’re an embarrassment to the entire journalism profession, which has worked hard for 250 years to keep our democratic republic intact in spite of folks like you trying to tear it down. What do you know about how real journalism is gathered and reported? NOTHING. Have you ever visited a genuine newsroom? Of course not. Apparently you can’t do the research that will show you there is no evidence of such an effort by President Biden or by traditional news media, which would never abandon journalistic ethics. There are plenty of very reliable news organizations that could straighten you out, if you weren’t so completely bag-over-your-head oblivious.
President Biden may not make the decisions you would like, and he may be old, but he’s not stupid enough to try to protect his son from criminal accountability.
In Thomas Jefferson’s day, newspapers were the only source of letting the public know what government was doing. And he said, “Given a choice between government with no newspapers and newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate to choose the latter.”
Don’t know why I waste time trying to save you people from yourselves.
Now, that is really good Satire. Kudos -30-
Because your a delusional retarded dumbass, Mr smith
a real dumbass. 100%
This is not the America now, that we knew all of these years!!! VOTE FOR TRUMP to help make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!
What a disgrace to the American Justice System. The culmination of corruption!
There’s a good reason this trial is taking place in Delaware. The bribums own that place. It ain’t rocket science people.
Send the bailf to check on him!
we’re talking about Delaware. The bailiff is a tweaker, too
As Hunter exited the Court Room he asked for a lighter. Other Courtroom Observers noted 3 scantily clad Hookers and a Saint-Bernard wearing a small barrel of bourbon around his neck had also exited… and not returned.
You all know this is satire right? Gotta read the headline
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You folks do know that this is a satire sight. Right?
Mr smith thinks it’s main stream media
Pres Trump, innocent and takes all the crap democrat judges and lawyers can dish out. Crack head biden cannot even take a whole day without his pipe