WASHINGTON, D.C. — The federal government entered another Code Red Trump Derangement emergency Friday after judges halted construction of President Trump’s White House ballroom, sources have confirmed.
Democratic attorneys immediately celebrated protecting taxpayers from a project taxpayers reportedly were not funding by beginning several million dollars’ worth of taxpayer-funded litigation.
“We stopped the zero-dollar expense,” explained one attorney while approving another $800,000 chandelier-impact study.
“Democracy is expensive.”
Officials unveiled the new Trump Derangement System, capable of detecting presidential activity within milliseconds.
Trump moves a chair: injunction.
Trump orders Diet Coke: constitutional crisis.
Trump changes a lightbulb: emergency appeal.
Trump builds a ballroom: activate seventeen lawyers, six historians, four environmental consultants, and one federal task force studying whether dancing violates the separation of powers.
Construction crews were told to remain idle while government lawyers billed hundreds of dollars per hour debating whether a privately donated brick becomes unconstitutional once Trump touches it.
The White House offered a compromise, proposing the structure be renamed the “Federal Resistance Litigation Center.”
Democrats reportedly approved it immediately and requested $600 million in grants to fight it anyway.
Officials insisted the legal fight would continue for as long as necessary, even if stopping construction eventually cost more than constructing it
As of press time, dozens of taxpayers were still waiting to begin work on the ballroom while Democrats spent more tax money fighting the project.


Trump has, once again, proven he was correct all along….what’s been proven right is the abso,ute and unwavering insanity of the left and far left.
We hope they are left alone with their utter insanity and then we can only hope that they cannabalize and consume each other.
This is why the democrats party must be removed from our government immediately they are the most hated incompetent party ever to be in congress. Just wait a see them get squashed completely come election time. We need a new party that respects and works for the American citizens we the taxpayers deserve better than anything the democrats have to offer.
It’s like a bucket of assholes with a hole in the bottom.
So I guess the Dems will be happier looking at a demolished East Wing construction site. The stupidity is astounding.
Before Trump was elected there were 3 branches of government. Executive, Congress and SCOTUS. Now with Trump being Prez there are 4 branches. Add the liberal judges that will try to stop Trump at EVERY thing he does. They stop Trump then their illegal (not Constitutional) decisions are over turned costing time and financial losses. They are “Judging” on Socialistic standing only. Probably being paid off. Judges are nothing more than corrupt lawyers wearing black robes.
solution – IGNORE ALL DEI HIRED JUDGES ORDERS
D-Rats really are batshit crazy!!
When it comes time to vote people will side with what’s right. So far that looks in favor of anybody but democrats who like to get into everybody’s pockets.
The Democrat party needs a reset… and their leadership is not capable of fixing it.
Therefore, we the people must do it for them by Voting Out Every Democrat in ‘26 & ‘28.
Perhaps, they can regroup by ‘32 as a real party for the people (of America).
But, for now, V.O.E.D. !!
You Can’t Fix Stupid! And You Can’t Fix The Stupid Evil Demonrats because they are not held to accountability! Where there is no accountability there is only chaos & lawlessness! They have lost their minds with their severe TDS! Yes, I do believe that all of these Lunatics that includes the mainstream media, judges and lawyers too, have caused their own disease! They are all mainly paid left wing, nut job, evil activists! Most of the Demonrats are not held accountable for their actions, where as most of the Republicans, Conservatives, Independents & Christians are! America is so divided today as never seen before! JESUS states in Matthew Chapter 12 that a house divided amongst itself will not stand! And if they don’t change (Repent) then their house will be laid to waste! That’s what hatred does, it destroys the person who hates from the inside out! Unforgiveness (Hatred) is like a bad drug and most won’t kick the habit! I say It even makes an attractive person ugly on the outside too! Jesus tells His followers in Matthew 6:14 & 15 to forgive one another! And if you won’t then neither will My Father who is in Heaven forgive you of your sins either! He is not asking, it’s a commanded! Those of you who claim to be Christians, but refuse to forgive, well you won’t be making it into Heaven! He will say to you depart from me for I never knew you, you who practices lawlessness! Mark 6:33 states to seek GOD first and His Kingdom and His righteousness then all of these things will be added unto you! Wake Up America, before it’s too late! However, I believe America has already crossed the Rubicon and there is no returning to sanity, decency, care, respect nor common sense for the opposing parties and that includes all of the American people too! The Love has grown stone cold! Look Up Folks, if you love GOD more than yourself and are a true follower of JESUS because I believe He will be returning to gather His sheep where the dead in Christ will be raised first then those of His followers who are alive on earth will be caught in the air with them into Heaven! Then JESUS will return afterwards and every eye will see Him and every knee shall bow and every tongue will confess that JESUS is LORD! He will not return like the first time as the Lamb who took away the sins of the world over 2,000 years ago, where he laid down His life upon a Roman Cross, but as the Lion of the tribe of Juda to reclaim what is His, the world! This time His Judgement will take place on planet Earth! Then all Hell and total chaos will breakout over the whole earth for a period of a couple of years! Afterwards, JESUS return to create a new Heaven and a new Earth as told (prophesied) in the book of Revelation! People we are all in this together, however we will each reap what we gave sown! We all will live in Eternity, it just depends on what side of the fence that you are one? Some will go to Heaven, most will go to Hell! Why gamble, Trust and follow JESUS, you and your loved ones too, if you care enough for them? Mel Foote, Ret. TSgt, USAF
Amen brother about the forgiveness, but planting a flag and sticking to one side in politics is idolatry. It’s why people are constantly yelling absurd statements about the “others.” It’s color wars yet again. A new racism. “The BlUES/REDS are evil and not to be trusted ”. It’s the sane anger and ignorance bouncing along since the beginning. That is Satan. The great deceiver. We have very simply and clearly been called to love each other and care for the less fortunate and steward the planet. You can’t do that if you set up this ridiculous competitive society, where everyone is taught to do whatever it takes to make the most money. That’s worshipping “mammon.” ( gonna have to use the web or The BibleHub App for understanding my biblical language if anything isn’t landing if I go try to find verses, I’ll never find my way back to this discussion. (ADHD brain) There is no one that can tell me that money doesn’t run America. And the system is broken because there’s not enough safeguards for protecting the weak-willed, impulsive, other general flaws that Corporations literally have the best and brightest paid to figure out how to take advantage of our own flaws to take more money. That’s worshipping mammon. A man cannot have 2 Gods. Because what you actually worship in this complex, splintered, broken society is the thing you dedicate the most golf your time to each week. Jesus came to say that that should be people. People who are “sick.” He gave the sermon on the mount and said bless those people. They are blessed because of Christ, because his body ( the church, which is horribly divided by ego and time in a broken world.). As if we need to be anything more than Christian in this day and age. The commitment to specific rituals and nuances that separate one church from the next is pathetic as it just keeps us divided. Plus so many of us are divided into suburban “communities,” where we don’t really do life with our neighbors anymore. Everyone has their niche, “just like me,” false communities where they feel safe and loved, but fail to see the suffering right next door or to offer assistance to someone who clearly needs a hand, because it’s too inconvenient, “time is money,” you’ll be late, etc. I’m being a little judgmental here, but I include myself as a person who has these thoughts, but I’m constantly wrestling with them like Jacob and the angel or was it the Lord, I feel like it says both, but it’s not the point of the story to pinpoint who he wrestled in the dream, it’s about the internal struggle of Jacob, the constant battle within our hearts and minds. I worry that people are losing this. I worry that people are too focused on the perfect “looking” life for them, for their family, and then ya, “I’ll give to charity sometimes.”meanwhile they are working for a mega corporation bent on sucking every last coin from your pocket, because that’s winning. I worry that the convenient and comfortable thing just wins because, “life is hard enough,” “Someone else needs to do it,” “I can’t relate, so I guess I’m gonna hate,” or “Why does it matter, the world is ending?”
Politics and politicians are not going to save us. There is no man who can do or undo that which God hath done. There are still consequences for your actions. Some of them you won’t realize until it’s too late, if you refuse to take the log/plank out of your own eye. The Holy Spirit is moving and righteousness will prevail. Not by war and bloodshed, but by honesty, empathy, and the fruits of the Spirit: Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Gentleness, and Forgiveness. There is no law against these things. Flood your lives with the fruits of the Spirit and the seeds will be planted. Be careful where you sow. Do not cast your pearls before swine. Know when to hold em and know when to fold ‘em. Walk a mile in their shoes first. Then you can reason with a person. We don’t need to get aggro about Christ. He will always meet people where they are at, but only when they are ready. That’s why it says to seek him, not threaten others in His Holy Name. Like the old immigrant in Spider-Man 2 says to Peter Parker. “Peter… Vut can I say, people’s is people’s.” We are so much more alike than different. Every one of us has Gods commandments written in our hearts. Deep down we want what’s just and right and good to prevail. Unfortunately so many get swept up in the glory and the temptation of free will and the inner child that Christ asks us to remember (when the kids are approaching him and his apostles get anxious) gets buried beneath dump trucks of buried guilt, shame, and unprocessed or under processed emotions. That’s when people become like “grown up stuffy Peter Pan” (Robin Williams RIP) from Hook (Dustin Hoffman is the best (live) Cptn Hook ever to do it), before he remembers who he is. Captain Hook is an example of someone who spends his days fighting the “millennials” and complaining about how everything is worse than it used to be. How is that inspiring the youth? They laugh. Respect is a two-way street now. It’s mutual or it’s a battle. All people want others to earn their respect, and in return will be more willing to reciprocate.
I’m in my mid 40s and I’ve seen enough from both sides of the political spectrum that is appalling. I just do my best to try and figure out who is fired up to serve their community and country with care, compassion, and common sense. We need to create new systems for measuring success and new ideas of what success looks like in a new age where the planet is reaching population peaks, record extreme temps and weather phenomena, massive shifts in problem solving, thinking more about sustainability and reducing waste and pollution, to protect ourselves from more of ourselves than ever before. It’s so much new territory to explore and uncover new technologies that work in harmony with the earth, sometimes even healing scars left from ignorant periods long past. To say all hope is lost, is to say your faith is growing weak. I say, stay strong! Better days are yet to come! Christ is alive and well and we are his body, serving all people, no matter race, class, or religion. They are our brothers and sisters, even if they haven’t heard the good news. There’s no spell that makes them a child of God, no ritual that changes there ticket from hell to heaven. Jesus died for them too. Whoever you despise. Them too. Your hate is your choice, your burden to let go and give to Christ. He doesn’t want it but he’ll take it from you every dang ol’ time.