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Kamala Urges Elephant Style Earthquake Huddles

Joe King by Joe King
May 1, 2025
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In a bewildering speech, former Vice President Kamala Harris urged Americans to “huddle like elephants” during earthquakes, leaving conservatives cackling, sources have confirmed.

Speaking at a San Francisco rally, Harris claimed elephants’ tight-knit circles during tremors are a model for human survival, insisting all states adopt this “groundbreaking” strategy.



“Elephants know unity; we must follow!” she proclaimed, baffling seismologists who note elephants don’t actually do this.

GOP critics on X mocked the “word salad,” with one post quipping, “Kamala thinks we’re all Dumbo.”

Conservatives slammed her for pushing “absurd” policies over practical disaster prep, accusing her of pandering to coastal elites.

Disaster experts called the idea “nonsense,” warning it could cause chaos in a crisis.

Still, progressive fans praised Harris’s “innovative” vision, with some already practicing “elephant drills” in Berkeley.

As of press time, Harris was spotted trademarking “Elephant Huddle Safety Kits” for her 2028 campaign.

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  1. Diane says:
    12 months ago

    What a stupid idea that woman does not have a brain in head if they’re stupid enough to follow her example in California that just might be a good way to get rid of a bunch of California Democrats at one time so yeah go ahead and follow her example and huddle like a herd of elephants. Where are they supposed to huddle at next to a building that probably will fall on them or stand out in the middle of the street or in a field somewhere where the ground can open up and swallow them. This woman is really stupid I’m sorry but you can overlook idiot and dumb but you cannot overlook stupid

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    • 2004done says:
      12 months ago

      (In her very distinctive kamila-Cackle) I fooled 20 million voters (which might have even included 5 million citizens) out of 40 million CA residents to be senator, I can’t expect everyone to be as stupid as me and believe MSM

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  2. John Kerwin says:
    12 months ago

    I believe that what she was trying to say, is under our present leadership trouble is coming, and we should be prepared.

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    • GSM says:
      12 months ago

      Yep and she is the trouble . All wrapped up in lies and deceit . Being she is not a legal citizen But a anchor baby Neither parent is an American born citizen. And Kamala knows all about slaves As her maternal grand parents owned and operated a real slave plantation. Malik has slaves of people from India especially. This is where her Marxist professor dad got his training. And her ideas of being s mini dictator herself . That’s why her kind join with democrats They think they are our dictators! Like Obama whose identity is all made up to con the gullible among us . There’s a cure for ignorance But not stupidity And from the looks of the entire Democratic Party They are all insane

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    • Robert Werner says:
      12 months ago

      Are you involved in that “leadership” ? Because you sure sound like a Kamalaite.

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  3. Mark Drucker says:
    12 months ago

    The sad truth with this story: the stupidity of all facets of this makes it sound like something Kamala could have said. It’s a brain like her’s is why directions are on a bottle of shampoo.

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