AUSTIN — Members of the LGBTQ+ community reportedly held an emergency meeting this week to plead with corporate America and progressive activists to stop turning every product, sports uniform, and company logo into an annual Pride Month marketing experiment, sources have confirmed.
The emergency gathering followed another round of rainbow-themed promotions that left even longtime supporters asking, “Can we please just watch the game?”
“We appreciate the sentiment,” one attendee reportedly sighed.
“But we didn’t ask you to redesign the jerseys, repaint the cereal boxes, or turn every baseball game into a four-hour HR seminar.”
According to insiders, the room erupted in applause after someone suggested Major League Baseball simply let the uniforms remain uniforms.
“Believe it or not,” another participant said, “some of us actually liked them the way they were.”
Marketing executives reportedly responded by unveiling three additional Pride logos, seventeen commemorative hashtags, and a limited-edition rainbow stapler.
Political consultants quickly insisted the solution was even more branding, arguing Americans clearly hadn’t seen enough corporations pretending to be deeply emotional between quarterly earnings reports.
Critics noted that companies somehow manage to discover profound moral convictions every June before quietly returning to ordinary business on July 1.
Even comedian Tim Dillon reportedly joked that Pride Month had become less about people and more about PowerPoint presentations written by consultants billing $700 an hour.
As of press time, corporations had reportedly announced next year’s Pride campaign would feature rainbow-colored tax forms reminding everyone how much they cared.
Pride month is a joke! Can we celebrate being white? Straight ? Can we have a month to Celebrate our veterans?
I don’t care about what anyone is attracted to so stop throwing it in our faces because you are actually destroying whatever you are pushing into people’s faces.
They are freako’s.
Just think, the Black Sox got kicked out of baseball with supposedly taking pay offs, in the World Series.
Get back in the closet you bunch of sick ass homos, you are not accepted….Go !
These outcasts have never been accepted in Society since the beginning of mankind. What makes them think anything is going to be different now ? All this seems to have to have started in the Obama Days.
I was taught by my mother you need to know what the the difference between pride and false pride means. If you have accomplished something people are talking about and the majority of people or purchasers are satisfied with, you have a right to be proud!
Let others sing your praise!
Homosexuality is an abomination to the God who created them! Can they procreate? NO Do they destroy families? YES Why are they and their supporters celebrating Queers? If everyone practices annal sex, mankind will disappear from the earth in a 120 years! They are child groomers and predators.
The assaulted Boy Scouts and were responsible for their Bankruptcy. The Homosexual Catholic priests bankrupted the Catholic Church from Rome, America and around the world. What do they have to be proud about? NOTHING!
Oh wait, they have ruined MLB! They are hemorrhaging fans! Baseball was my favorite sport, I haven’t watched baseball in years!
The new Pope may approve it, but I know the creator of the universe condemns… and his Son, Jesus Christ does Too!
I agree 100% Doc Christian, Amen! What a cool name too! The left seriously lacks Common Sense and they act as if they are ignorant! They will reap what they sow as stated in Galatians 6:7 & 8, And let the one who is taught the word share all good things with him who teaches. Do not be deceived, GOD is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap. GOD will not just sit there on His throne and allow evil to prevail! But His Church needs to Wake Up and Speak Up especially for our Precious Babies! President Trump finally stops the abortions at tax payer expense and now the demonrats are sending poison pills through the mail killing even more of our Precious Babies! And these women don’t even know the harm that they are causing to their own bodies? Some of them have become very sick and a few of them have died taking these poison pills! The lunatic left has been preaching that men can have babies too. Ironic, I haven’t heard of one man becoming very sick or dying from taking these poison pills! Trust in GOD, His Son, JESUS by the power of His Holy Spirit! Mel Foote, Ret. TSgt, USAF
Hey dailyskrape, will you post this??? Why are you sending me a message that I need to slow down, because I am posting too much??? I thought that was the idea? There are others that are posting on nearly every subject, are you telling them to slow down too?! Sounds like I’ve hit a nerve and ticked someone off in your organization?! Just Sayin! Go ahead and sensor me then, if that is how you feel! JESUS says that you will know them by their deeds! Mel Foote, Ret. TSgt, USAF
Way to go Mel, don’t stop posting..