A local man has reportedly grown disillusioned over how commercialized Amazon’s annual Prime Day celebration has become, sources confirmed.
“The whole thing’s just different, man,” said a dejected Dan Williams, checking out the pages of deals offered this Prime Day on the iPad he bought last Prime Day. “Sure, the deals are great, but it’s such an onslaught of ads and sales and commerce, we’ve lost sight of the real meaning of Prime Day. I can’t remember the last time the whole family got together and watched an Amazon Prime movie while we waited for our packages to show up, like me and my family used to do growing up.”
Williams children, however, were confused about their father’s feelings about the supposed holiday.
“I’m not sure what Dad is talking about,” said Leslie Williams, Dan’s daughter. “He sends us his Amazon Wishlist every year and acts weird when we can’t buy everything we can off of it. Then he asks us if we had a good holiday the first time he sees us after Prime Day. I think he needs to spend less time online shopping, that’s what I think.”
As of press time, Connor was frantically calling family members, trying to figure out who was going to host Black Friday this year.
Every thing is ads. I am so sick of ads. Then if you have an ad blocker than pop something up to tell you to turn off your ad blocker. Even the news media it doing it.