Presidential hopeful Kamala Harris appeared on the long-running talk show The View today and assured the co-hosts that she would have made all the same mistakes Joe Biden has if she’d been given the chance, sources confirm.
“Oh yeah, I’d do all the same things Joe did,” said Harris. “The bungled Afghanistan pull out, the blank checks to Ukraine and Israel, the overall contribution to the increasing perception that America is a superpower well past its prime, yeah, I would’ve done it all exactly the same. Vote for me this November, I’m just like Joe Biden!”
While The View’s audience erupted into a standing ovation upon Harris’ promise of incompetence, many viewers across the nation were disturbed by her promise.
“I don’t get it,” said swing state voter Mary Prince. “She’s the candidate they yanked Joe Biden out for, because he’s old and unfit to be President, and Harris is the way of the future, but also she promises to be just like Joe Biden? I can’t keep up with their logic.”
As of press time, Harris sprinted out of the studio where The View is taped after an audience member asked her a follow-up question.
The View…geez. What a sorry bunch of cackling idiots.
Just the fact that she would appear on the View with those harpies says a lot about why she shouldn’t be President.
The only people who watch that show are delusional idiots. I don’t know how it stays on the air, unless Soros is funding it.
Dear Skapettes, This one is just flat true and Democrats are to be pitied for it. They are turning themselves into their own lies. I don’t think this has ever happened before in politics. Their Party has become a foul smelling pot of stew.
Marko, maybe so but it seems the voters want that foul smelling pot of stew.
It takes real courage for Kameltoe to put up with that coven of synchopaths drooling all over her She learned well from Brandon.
What the hell is wrong with Ted danson?!!!!?? I mean really, his behavior borders on beastialty.
Open mouth – insert foot.
Did ya get a load a her in the epic,
“Hagnificent Seven.”
Sturges probably rolled over in his grave and farted…
Funny, Joe will never admit he made ANY mistakes!!
She’s had her chance and over and over done horribly at each aspect of her job. Do, let her go back to her job she apparently she was good at and start swallowing again!
very good point…go back to first job..swallowing with W Brown
So she admits she is no smarter than brain dead Biden and guess that qualifies her to be our next president. Well at least she doesn’t fall going up stairs so that should be worth a few votes.
Picking Walz is the brightest thing Kameltoe has ever done. Finding someone dumber than her was a chore.