A growing number of Americans are confident that a recent string of hurricanes is just what the country needs to address the number of rampant wildfires, sources confirm.
“I saw that Hurricane Milton was upgraded to a category five storm over there in Tampa,” said Roy Livermore. “And I hope and pray that everyone stays safe and that the damage is minimal. But also, maybe this wildfire-stricken country can use some more rain, you know? I feel like this is all gonna work out, somehow.”
Weather experts agreed that the various weather patterns we’ve seen this year are in perfect harmony, despite the individual destruction each event has caused.
“It’s all balancing out perfectly,” said Wisconsin resident Jerry Thomas. “The west coast is on fire, the east coast is underwater, but the sunsets in the Midwest have never been more beautiful. You’ve just gotta check it out. Oh, but not Chicago. You need to avoid Chicago at all costs, do you hear me?”
As of press time, a sudden tornado forming in the nation’s South threatened to throw the whole thing off.
Im starting to believe miss Green😳
Nuke Chicago!
The Mississippi River is going to flush out the fires from the west and wash away the flooding from the southeast.