MEXICO CITY — Leaders of several major drug cartels held a rare unified public protest this week after recent U.S. crackdowns and the new terrorist designation, with masked members shouting, “We aren’t terrorists — we are people! We have feelings!” while simultaneously aiming rifles at authorities, sources have confirmed.
Cartel representatives held handmade signs reading “Stop Narco Stigma,” “Cartels Are People Too,” and “Words Are Violence.”
“We feel unfairly labeled,” said one cartel spokesman while standing beside several armored trucks and crates of narcotics.
“We are simply small business operators navigating a complex international supply chain.”
Progressive leaders in the United States quickly urged Americans to show empathy.
AOC called the designation “deeply harmful rhetoric,” while Hakeem Jeffries warned the label could “further marginalize already vulnerable criminal communities.”
Meanwhile, Chuck Schumer called for “a more compassionate dialogue with regional stakeholders.”
Ironically, cartel leadership meetings have reportedly shifted tone in recent weeks.
Several insiders say kidnapping plans involving American tourists are now routinely canceled after someone nervously asks, “What if President Trump gets mad?”
One cartel boss reportedly issued a new rule:
“Look, rob whoever you want — just make sure they’re not from Ohio.”
As of Press time, several cartel leaders were reportedly considering filing a formal complaint with the United Nations for “hurt feelings and reputational damage.”
If the CIA and other covert operations got the money they need to do their dastardly deeds. There would be no drug trade in America
The English did it to China, the American Calvary did it to the indigenous Indian!!
Today is no different than any other day! Governments have ALWAYS BEEN BEGGING DRUG TRADE!!
If Trump can end that practice and fund the CIA ( and other government agencies ) thru tariffs, I’m all for it !
I can’t stop laughing, these folks have got to be joking. They are some of the worst of the worst, they torture, kill, rape whatever they want as long as it’s damaging to someone else. They have literally tortured & killed innocent people women & children included & they want us to show them sympathy, not in a cold day in hell would i ever have any sympathy for trash t like these creatures. They’re not human, they have no compassion for anyone besides themselves, so as far as I’m concerned they can rot in the hell they deserve, they have earned ever name theyve been giving, disgusting, evil, terrorists, murderes, rapist, drug traffickers, human traffickers & that alone deserves them the name of terrorists & they should be taken out as such, maybe Mexico could be a nice place after they’re all gone. They destroy everything & anything good when they come near
AOC, Schumer, and Hakeem should leave anything they earned from the US and go live in the deep of Mexico, where someone said it’s common to see people hanging from bridges. Why aren’t these people kicked out of this country for treason.
This article blows my minds.
500 men deep can go meet our Senators at the Capitol. Then 5 or more millions can help them push some true bills forward ! Not brute: Not intimidating them no! Cause we’re Americans! USA
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i wrote once long ago that we are looking at these people the wrong way. They’re entrepreneurs. The fact that people die from the products they make and sell is immaterial to the situation. The fact that they murder – usually their own kind is philanthropic. Sure, every once in a while an innocent civilian gets killed, but like Islam when they kill their own followers and innocent civilians, they become martyrs for the cause. Here in Canada, we benefit greatly from the Chinese drug cartels. Condos, bought with laundered money are being built on every corner. The fact that this has caused housing prices to rise out of reach of 99% of Canadians is a trade-off to the real estate people, bureaucrats and governments, both local and federal. The money is POURING in! The people are getting any of that money but the important people, the politicians are and everyone knows the country runs better for politicians when politicians are happy. True story: An RCMP officer in Vancouver doing surveillance on money laundering at casinos discovered it was bigger then even he expected. When he went to his RCMP bosses and told them that he needed a bigger team than his current four-person team, they did one better; they closed down his unit completely! Canada under the Bi-Wonder Justin Trudeau and now the flake Marx Con Carnage, has become the #1 money laundering country in the WORLD! Don’t believe me; read Sam Copper’s book, Wilful Blindness. He documents all of it – and it’s one of the reasons he’s a target for Chinese cartels right now!
This is almost better than the article. Good job dude!
Iran, then Cuba then the cartels. Trump is the GOAT!