Officials Who Declared Borders Outdated Order Emergency Shipment of Borders

Officials who spent their campaigns declaring borders outdated have ordered a shipment of borders after discovering that Ceuta cannot be protected by hashtags, sources have confirmed.

The crisis began when administrators searched storage and learned Spain’s border had been donated to an art department for an exhibit titled “Imaginary Lines and Other Mean Thoughts.”

Workers began rebuilding it using velvet ropes, recycling bins, and strongly worded signs asking everyone to respect the honor system.

One official insisted borders still don’t technically exist while standing behind twelve police officers, three barricades, and a printed map showing exactly where the nonexistent border was.

Police responded with the “we told you so” expression, now so widespread across Ceuta that pharmacies began selling cream for raised eyebrows.

Residents joined them, crossing their arms until the collective disappointment registered on weather satellites.

The government then created a Ministry of Rediscovering Obvious Things.

Its report concluded that doors work better when closed, fences require maintenance, and geography continues existing even when removed from official vocabulary.

Consultants recommended solving the shortage by importing sustainable, ethically sourced borders from Switzerland.

Delivery was delayed after customs officials asked where the shipment should enter.

As of press time, leaders had unveiled a new border consisting entirely of politicians standing shoulder-to-shoulder, although several immediately wandered away after learning the structure required personal responsibility.