In a stunning display of irony, London Heathrow, one of the world’s busiest airports, was brought to a standstill due to a power outage, sources have confirmed.
The culprit? The airport’s ambitious shift to green energy, which, in a twist of fate, failed to keep the lights on and planes in the sky.
The outage occurred early Monday morning, leaving thousands of flights grounded and millions of passengers stranded. Eyewitnesses report a chaotic scene, with travelers navigating the dark terminals guided only by the faint glow of organic, biodegradable glow sticks handed out by airport staff.
Officials initially praised the transition to renewable energy sources like solar panels and wind turbines but failed to account for London’s notorious lack of sunshine and calm winds. “We were fully charged for a sunny day,” a Heathrow spokesperson said, “but it turns out, we live in London.”
The government has called for an inquiry into the matter, while environmental advocates insist this is just a minor setback in the fight against fossil fuels. Meanwhile, competing airports have been quick to tout their reliable coal-powered lights and gas-fueled shuttles.
As of press time, Heathrow executives were seen pedaling stationary bikes in a desperate attempt to power up the runways.
At this point no one can depend on solar energy 100%. I would have thought the brain power in London would have know that. They still need to have a fossil fuel backup that kicks in automatically. Even my dog knows that.
As a backup, Heathrow is adding 100 new Lamplighter.
How can you make sure your citizens have power or food . Especially when your government is trying to cause a world war 3.And all your money and effort is to destroy the world. And the world forgets it was that country who promised the Russians they would not give Ukraine a position in the EU And you are no longer a country of Europeans. Just Muslim butte kissers. All dying under your governments new found love of the terrorist they put upon you., Biden did this to American. After we remove the terrorists judges among us. We will! Send them with their beloved gang members Hopefully we will get rid of illegals even if they have to be parachuted into their own country. Or a deep ocean swim ., When they have given their entire country to Muslims. Their government that allows terrorists gangs to rape heir citizens.
Londoners need to carry a flashlight when in the airport .,Due to their illegals who commit horrendous acts of violence on them. I would say carry a knife for the dark., But the fools who run your country Banned those.
Well you have been reduced to this . So a spatula must do.