INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Reddit moderators announced a major victory for open discussion Tuesday after protecting the WNBA subreddit from dangerous debate by banning users from mentioning Sophie Cunningham, sources have confirmed.
Fans quickly adapted by referring to her as She Who Must Not Be Named, Indiana Player #8, and The Blonde Voldemort.
One user asked how deleting one side of an argument promotes discussion.
His comment was removed for discussing the discussion.
Reddit then unveiled a Wrongthink Shot Clock that automatically suspends anyone typing “Sophie,” “fairness,” or “women’s sports” without first attaching seventeen approved disclaimers.
Cunningham reportedly responded by continuing to play basketball, devastating moderators who had hoped deleting her name would also remove her from reality.
WNBA consultants then proposed ending future controversy through radical inclusion.
A golden retriever applied at point guard.
A parrot was signed as shooting guard because it flawlessly repeated the coach’s talking points.
A 220-pound mastiff made the roster after nobody volunteered to tell him no.
Officials briefly objected that retrievers possess an unfair biological advantage when retrieving loose balls.
An emergency equity committee was formed immediately.
As of press time, Reddit had successfully protected women’s sports discourse by ensuring nobody discussing women’s sports was allowed to discuss women’s sports.
Funny, basketball was invented by a WHITE MAN, the sport is not dominantly for black people. The lesbian black players have been brainwashed since birth that they should dominate the sport. But when beautiful Sophia and Caitlin shows up, All jealousy breaks loose, everyone can see that giraffe Reeves cannot even do a half ass layup, it is comical. I hope both of these girls quit the league and go somewhere where they will be more respected.
Reddit “moderators” delight in banning any sort of dissent to keep their echo chambers pristine.
Google does it. Facebook does it. Other social medias also do it regarding anything or anyone who does not meet their social algorithm approval. So why would this site be any different. No one forces anyone to go to these sites. So why aggravate yourself. Enjoy life, not aggravate yourself. Enjoy life and be mentally healthy.
Be a Commie enjoy life.
Breaking News From Rumor Control.,.. Congress considering legislation banning women from the WNBA unless they are trans men, in order to protect devisity and inclusion.
I got banned for simply asking why the two kids were asked to cover up their XX/XY BUT the woman that wore the Trans rights t-shirt was celebrated in the arena. I mentioned that the WNBA can’t have it both ways. BAMM! I was banned for life for my one and only comment!