NEW YORK — Rosie O’Donnell reportedly accused President Trump of being obsessed with her this week, making the announcement during what witnesses described as her 47th consecutive hour of not thinking about anything except President Trump, sources have confirmed.
The revelation came shortly after O’Donnell informed followers she was “done talking about Trump forever,” then immediately clarified that she would only mention him in interviews, podcasts, livestreams, airport complaints, therapy sessions, dinner conversations, weather updates, and emergency interpretive dance.
Sources say even Rosie’s therapist has grown concerned, allegedly recommending a bold new treatment plan called “please talk about literally anything else.”
“She came in for one session,” said a clinical assistant. “By minute seven, the whiteboard just said Trump, Trump, Trump, fascism, Trump, feelings, Trump. At that point, therapy became hostage negotiation with billing codes.”
O’Donnell reportedly insisted she was healing, then accused Trump of controlling her thoughts, her mood, her social media feed, and possibly the soup of the day.
When the therapist suggested taking a short break from political commentary, Rosie allegedly gasped and accused the office fern of being MAGA-adjacent.
Friends say Rosie has promised to disappear from public life again, though experts warn her definition of disappear usually means “return tomorrow with a 14-part video series.”
As of press time, Rosie had announced she would never mention Trump again, effective immediately after one final statement, three follow-up clarifications, and a limited podcast series titled Why Won’t He Stop Thinking About Me?
Sounds about right to me!
In wikipedia under “pathetic” is her picture
LEAVE ROSIE ALONE!
Rosie, if it wasn’t for all of your rants about President Trump while you were in Ireland and now since you are back in the US, we would not even know you existed!
Please get a life!
POOR OLD BITTER MENTALLY ILL ROSIE NEEDS A PADDED ROOM..SHE CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP..HE RARELY SPEAK HER NAME AND I’M SURE THAT DRIVES HER EVEN MORE INSANE..SHE NEED INTENSIVE SHOCK THERAPY..HER OBSESSION HAS DRIVEN HER DAUGHTER MENTALLY ILL ALSO..THAT’S THE REALLY SAD PART..
I saw an old clip of Rosie the other day and it reminded me of how funny and cute she used to be. You would never know it looking at what she has become in recent years. But Trump does have the power to make liberals lose their minds! I don’t get it.
He is married to sports car, why would he want a Dump-Truck. Rosie had a lift done, that dimple in her chin was her navel
Since ODonnell is back it’s time for a pig roast start up the spit and we have two big apples to shove in both ends of the pig get cooking. Time to make bacon.
Loved the comments! Just proves demoncrats are liars, haters, DTS sponsors, low class, low life mouthbreathers who belong in another realm- HELL!
Rosie is nothing without Trump – she has no life without him. Funny how her actions have empowered him.
She is the perfect example of a mentally ill person suffering from extreme TDS.