A recent scientific excursion to Wyoming has generated some feint traces of life, sources confirm.
“Wow, we’ve theorized about the possibility of this for a long time,” said Thomas Thorpe, lead scientist on the study. “But to confirm the hypothesis of my peers and actually find a trace of life in Wyoming? What a huge day in the scientific community, not to mention my own career. I’m going to get a medal for this, for sure.”
Despite the discovery, many weren’t as impressed by the findings as those conducting the research.
“Uh, I have family in Wyoming,” said local roofer Howie Clark. “Sure, it’s not the most populated state, but is it really worth a whole effort to go discover if people live there or not? They should’ve just asked me. I could’ve face-timed Uncle Randy or something.”
As of press time, scientists posted grainy footage online of what they claim to be the long-rumored “Wyoming Man.” Rumors that it is actually just Uncle Randy remain unconfirmed.
Yea? Isn’t that something? Wyoming of all places? I found life in Nebraska too! Stunning! Even through “Global Warming & Climate Change”, life exists!!!!!!