SEATTLE — Seattle’s public safety crisis reached brave new heights this week after residents on a crime-ridden street built their own barriers, only for City Hall to swoop in and declare the barriers were the real threat to community harmony, sources have confirmed.
Mayor Katie Wilson, who previously invited frustrated business owners and wealthy taxpayers to leave if they didn’t enjoy the city’s handcrafted socialist obstacle course, was reportedly stunned to learn the remaining residents still expected things like sidewalks, safety, and not being robbed before breakfast.
“You can’t just block access to a public street,” one city official explained.
“How are criminals, drug dealers, prostitutes, stolen-bike entrepreneurs, and emotionally complex mailbox screamers supposed to participate in the neighborhood?”
Residents were confused.
“So the barriers have to go,” asked one homeowner, “but the tents, needles, open-air drug market, midnight screaming, and guy using my driveway as a municipal restroom are protected infrastructure?”
City Hall responded with a bold permanent solution: temporarily increasing police presence, forming a task force, studying which barriers would feel less judgmental, and scheduling a listening session where residents will be informed their trauma is less important than equity.
Wilson praised the plan as “community-centered public safety,” meaning taxpayers protect themselves, the city removes it, and everyone pretends progress happened.
As of press time, Seattle officials had replaced the resident-built barriers with a laminated sign reading, “Please Commit Crime Equitably And Keep Noise Down After 11.”
Are you kidding! Is anybody so stupid to believe a sign will stop crime.
Are you kidding me? That mayor is an idiot. Better yet she’s about as dumb as a sack of rocks. Shame on the people of Seattle. Better yet recall her and tell her go kick rocks.
Wasn’t she voted in?
Yep… they seem to be getting what they have voted for.
A good number of them. Not very bright
Ah, the joys of socialism. All must be miserable.
The people of Seattle elected her! It is only right that they should have to live with the results of their brain dead choice. People should start to be concerned about what is in their environment that caused the breakdown of mental ability that would allow such a obviously mentally challenged person to be elected.
let’s see..you all voted. for her. and she won..now deal with the stupidity called socialism..will you idiots ever learn nothing is free the only thing free is death and thats questionable..Wilson will drag yall to the grave laughing..she’s incompetent and I believe anyone who voted for her is ignorant and deserves what you get..
1000% correct! She is mentally unstable. Recall the woke dope. Pitiful!
Stupid people vote with their emotions, not facts, numbers or qualifications. They HATE TRUMP, and would vote for anyone just to keep him out . They deserve whatever they get.
We can all laugh and say you got what you deserve since you voted for her, but realize the larger more troubling picture: NYC, Chicago, LA , Seattle, millions of people voted for these failures. How much longer before this Socialist cancer spreads beyond the borders of these failed cities? There is a segment of the voting public that should give us grave concerns.
Listen you transgendered nutjobs in Seattle… you vote for this shit now live in the shit you vote for and so obviously love so very much!!!! This is what you vote for this is what you get when you vote for communist socialist shit…YOU ACTUALLY HET SHIT TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER. Stop whining and complaining live in the values u voted for enjoy the life you voted for stop making the rest of us hear you moaning about it. ITS YOUR SHITFUCKED WORLD LIVE IN IT
This isn’t working.
Remember what Jefferson said.
The taxpayer brain is warped.
BRILLIANT SEATTLE: You get what/ who you voted for!!
She’s Just another Unrealistic, Unthinking and Utterly stupid Progressive Socialist. Why do people vote for these idiots?? Or is it – in these Socialist strongholds public opinion doesn’t matter and with unrestricted mail in voting it’s ‘Elections Made Easy’ for these Unscrupulous politicians. “The end justifies the means.” Is the philosophy that allows these self proclaimed intellectual and morally superior beings to do whatever they want and you’ll like it because “The Truth” is what they say it is.
Looks like the video, Seattle is dying, created several years ago by a couple of local journalists is even more truthful now than it was then. It’s fascinating to watch a major US city slit It’s own throat at the ballot box!
The good people of Seattle elected her and made their choice and now they are going to get it good and hard.
I used to work in Venezuela and when the garbage truck came through the food district up to the business district. Many people in their suits and dresses were pushing each other to get the left over food off the truck. One lady asked me how big was my suitcase, when I asked why, she wanted me to get her out of that forsaken country. Seattle and NY, you have no idea who you voted for should go visit a socialist country first. It is a disaster!!
Maybe the mayor should be used as a target for Seattle residents.
No Queens!