In a groundbreaking move that mixes immigration policy with video game culture, the Trump administration has released the “CBP Home” app, designed to allow immigrants to self-deport via a game, sources have confirmed.
The app features a series of challenges and tasks, culminating in a final boss fight against a digital Donald Trump, which, if defeated, grants the player the chance to remain in the United States.
Described by insiders as “Mario meets ICE,” the app’s final Trump boss is notoriously difficult, employing a variety of executive orders and Twitter rants to thwart players at every turn. “It’s the most realistic Trump simulation to date; he’s almost unbeatable,” shared one game reviewer.
Critics have called the app insensitive and inhumane, while supporters argue it’s a cost-effective solution to border control. Immigration advocates are particularly concerned about the fairness of making life-changing decisions hinge on video game skills.
As of press time, not a single player has reported beating the Trump boss, though several have claimed that the app glitched, sending them back to the start just as they were about to win—a feature programmers insist is just another layer of realism.
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They are to be deported or not, it’s not a game.