In an unexpected career pivot, Senator Bernie Sanders has reportedly joined an anti-Christian transgender rock band, sources have confirmed.
The Vermont senator, long known for his fiery speeches on the Senate floor, will now be belting out lyrics instead of legislation, much to the bewilderment of both fans and critics alike.
The band, known for its provocative themes and electric performances, seems to be the perfect match for Sanders, who has always marched to the beat of his own drum—politically and now, literally. The group, named “Revolutionary Riffs,” plans to tour the Bible Belt this summer, promoting a mix of progressive politics and heavy metal.
Critics from the right have called the move a “mid-life crisis,” while younger supporters are eagerly swapping their “Feel the Bern” shirts for band tees. Sanders’ office released a statement assuring voters that he will still fulfill his senatorial duties, albeit with a slightly more aggressive hairdo and potentially more eyeliner.
As of press time, church groups were reportedly brainstorming ways to counteract Sanders’ tour with gospel choirs, creating an unlikely face-off of music genres on the Bible Belt circuit.
Bernie Sanders (D) VT fits right in with the rest of his Communist friends.
I know this is a sarcasm with a right wing tilt. But with the Dems basically out of the picture and Trump as president, it seems to be hard to come up with anything funny lately without using the ridiculousness of the GOP and Trump. They are the ones with the material.
dakotahjoe; Have you been asleep for the last 20 years? The country went woke! They nuzzed up to DEI.
The material for a comedian was always there. If you didn’t fit the DEI criterion, no one could hire you.
Trump and the GOP appears, the non-DEI comedians picked it up and have been on a wild ride, poking
fun of the helpless Democrats.
It’s hard to find any comedy in a democrat. When In Fact !!!!! Americans want them gone forever . Have you noticed they never leave they just cling around the fringes Even death doesn’t remove them. Since Hillary Told the world they created 12 of her. And Biden had plenty himself. This lazy useless moron has never held a job in his life. As well as most democrats . That’s why they steal/ lie/ cheat And destroy and murder without ever having to answer . May God wake up Americans to these evil vile people! Before this country sinks completely into the hell this moron and the rest has created for Americans . Not one democrat thinks they are on our payroll And they see our treasury as theirs And Sanders certainly did that! Remember he bought himself 3 elegant homes with the donations he received when he was running for President. Remember the One the Democratic Party made him drop out of For Hillary !
This man holds the title of being. The only hippie to ever have been thrown out of the commune
For: being too lazy to clean up after himself.
If Sanders and those who lined the streets to attack Vance and his little children Are and example of the people of Vermont . It would evidently appear Vermont is home to evil vile people Like him !
Sanders is proof of that And as recently as 2 weeks ago they attacked the VP and his entire family . To the point they had to be taken into a government safe place.
Now,why am I not surprised about anything this character does.Is his elevator stuck in the basement with no hope of going to the top floor.
Oh Bernie Sanders needs to be hung up by a short hairs. He’s a lying lazy greedy old man. A boring welfare baby. He does on the talking about giving the American people on social security money he’s a liar he didn’t intend to get give anybody any money he’s a grabber that’s all he is is a welfare of grabber been on welfare all his life until he got into Congress now he’s a multi-millionaire
You don’t become a millionaire in Congress. They are all China babies every Democrat and probably some rhinos in Congress are millionaires trading with foreign countries, where else would they get their money? Greedy sobs
and when he talked about trump on taxes on the rich,
is greedy old bernie a millionaire also