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Senile Old Man on “The View” Swears He Could Have Won Election

Joe King by Joe King
September 26, 2024
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A confused and elderly man apparently wandered onto the set of The View earlier this week and began rambling about how he could have won this November’s presidential election if given the chance, shocked eyewitnesses have confirmed. 

“There were some folks who would like to see me step aside so they have a chance to move on. I get that,” said the incoherently babbling man during his unannounced appearance on the long-running talk show. “That’s just human nature. But that wasn’t the reason that I stepped down. I stepped down because I started thinking about it. You know, it’s hard to think of — I know you’re only 30 — but it’s hard to think of, it’s hard for me to even say how old I am. … It’s like, ‘Holy God, that can’t be right.’”

Audience members were horrified by the tense situation. 

“I’m not sure who that old geezer was or what he was talking about,” said onlooker Joyce Larner. “But he was rambling on about how he was still fit to do a good job while also admitting he was too old to do a good job if I’m understanding correctly? He wasn’t making the strongest argument, and the whole segment was pretty weird to be honest. God, how does this show keep getting worse?”

As of press time, the confused, senile guest was lured away from the stage with an ice cream cone.

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Comments 9

  1. XRTO says:
    7 months ago

    What the hell is wrong with Ted Danson? He actually slept with Whoopi!

    Reply
    • Festus says:
      7 months ago

      Dude!! Com’on!! That’ll make ya barf!! Arrrrrghhhh!!!

      Reply
    • 2004done says:
      7 months ago

      Leftism isn’t from Crazy, Crazy is from Leftism. He’s just an actor, he needs Direction to even pretend to be someone who doesn’t need a director to live.

      Reply
    • MAGA man says:
      7 months ago

      And how many “gunnysacks” did he use?

      Reply
  2. Marko says:
    7 months ago

    Here is a Skrape that is reported as is with no exaggeration added.

    Reply
  3. Nate says:
    7 months ago

    That’s the issue with being senile, those diagnosed imagine everything…………..

    Reply
  4. Consumer KK says:
    7 months ago

    I can’t understand why anyone would watch the view. A bunch of cackling hens saying a bunch of nothing.

    Reply
  5. oki says:
    7 months ago

    This shows you how much the Democrat voters know. Democrat voters voted this dementia man in office over Trump?

    Reply
  6. Streak says:
    7 months ago

    The View is as Worthless as Joe Bidumb is DUMB

    Reply

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