NEW YORK — A Kent Senior Care director assured Dr. Oz that every wheelchair billed to taxpayers was present Tuesday, except physically.
“They’re here in an administrative sense,” explained the director , gesturing toward an empty room.
“You’re looking for chairs. We provide chair equity.”
Asked where the patients were, one assistant produced a spreadsheet containing 147 copies of the same man.
“That’s Frank.”
“All of them?”
“He’s very involved.”
The facility reportedly began when the Mad Hatter and Biden’s autopen wished upon a government grant.
Within weeks, a copier was billing Medicare for physical therapy because its paper tray opened and closed.
Oz questioned why one patient received fourteen wheelchair rides during lunch.
“He likes to travel.”
“He’s listed as being in bed.”
“It’s a very large bed.”
An accountant explained that copying attendance forms reduced paperwork while increasing attendance, which consultants described as “doing more with less people.”
The extra money, she insisted, was a happy little accident.
Asked why the accident happened every Tuesday, she requested an attorney.
Meanwhile, the autopen signed a statement denying involvement, approved its own overtime, and designated itself Employee of the Month.
The director accused Oz of threatening essential services.
“Which services?”
She pointed at the copier.
As of press time, the center had billed taxpayers for thirty wheelchairs fleeing the investigation, despite maintaining that none could leave without assistance.
It is amazing how much money has been funneled through the Democrats time. It is hard to imagine what that final dollar amount was that got spent.
“was”?