In his first interview conducted since winning re-election, President-Elect Donald J. Trump has revealed some shocking day-one plans, including the deportation of American Senator Liz Cheney, sources confirm.
“Wow, I love it,” said local conservative Nick Johnson. “People say a lot of bad things about us Trump voters, but the truth is we like his unconventional approach to politics. Who else but an outsider would think to throw someone out of the U.S. that’s not even from a different country? Who cares? Once we put her on a boat, she’s not our problem anymore! Bon voyage, Liz!”
The unprecedented move proved to have widespread bipartisan appeal, much to the surprise of liberal media pundits.
“Good, throw her dad out of here too,” said auto worker Glenn King. “I’ve voted Democrat all my life, but touting those assholes out to try to get me to vote for Kamala was a bridge too far. Used to be the party of the working class, and now it’s what? The party of Republican leftovers? Bon voyage, Liz. That’s what I say.”
As of press time, the Liz Cheney deportation plan hit a hurdle when no country that wanted to host her. She will reportedly remain at sea until the situation is sorted out.
Does that raft have a slow leak in it??????
hahahaha lol
And is it in the South China sea? As that would be a good place to abandon her.
Why anyone even listens too her, she was FIRED by the people in Wyoming! Guess no one’s told her yet!!!
Best thing that ever happened in Wyoming!
Yo bad this is satire !
More truth here than main stream media.
who writes this bullshit, and do a little research, she is and never was a senator she was representative in the House, never have cared for her but get your facts straight…….
Right on! She’s hot too!! I’d do her!!! Trump must have done something wrong, or she wouldn’t want to destroy him so badly.
You’re one sick leftist !!
Give him a break, Harold, he’s used to lefty beauty’s like Racheal Maddow, Whoopi, Behar and racheal Levine! ANY republican woman looks good in comparison. Even an ex republican!!!
And the left continues to show who they really are with their reaction to Daniel Penny verdict and united healthcare ceo murder. I’m embarrassed for you.
Dakotajoe; That’s part of your problem, your taste is all in your mouth. I heard you tried to do a
rattlesnake. But, you could not hold its head. Yes, she thinks Tump did something wrong.
He has better taste, He wouldn’t do her.
Bet you’d do Kamala too? TWICE!
YOU SEE? it’s mixes like You and Liz, together, that make brainless Democrats as off-spring!
She does look like major hulahan from mash. I do her if she was chink!!
Umm , get a life. This site is satire. Deal with it.
Oh, like the leftist Luigi Mangione did?
rick b az
facts??
You do know what satire is? Let it be funny.
Jiz Cheney is about as funny as a kick to the crotch
Happy sailing into eternity. Nobody wants a traitor.
Well, it’s all a fantasy…No country out there will take her. We’re stuck with her.
Id rather see her thrown in jail first for destroying evidence that would counter her Jan 6 lie that she was subpoenaed to hand over. Deport her afterwards.
A prisoner swap would be great too. She can take the place along with J6 in the jail cells where our patriots are kept.
Traitorous obnoxious cow should spend the next 30 years in prison,same with her warmonger Daddy.
Send her to Asphodel Meadows home of ordinary people who never heard of her.
I make the list longer, deport o’bama AND his money bag soros, then there are Pelosi, Schumer, Water, Nadler, Schiff, Comey, Strozk and on and on, as well as many there in Hollywood…
I think there is room in HELL for them, if not we can fork them in.
You left out MTG.. she didn’t get a pat on the back from Trump so now she’s on the ‘ hate hm ‘ side
Liz Cheney was never a senator. her actual should have been “American Grifter”. Thank God for small favors!
now that American hero Luigi mangione has brought health care to the forefront, we can get Obama to fix his Obama care!!
Deport lizzard face cheney to to kalifornicate!
Do they deport Nav-A-Ho’s injuns? She may make good shark bait cause sharks gotta eat too.
What are you saying??? Jiz Cheney is not a a Native American, she is European. I know and worked with native Americans, they are extremely smart and hard working. Most are patriots even after what the United States government has done to them . The Navajo contribution to ww2 with the code was extremely important. Get a life and meet people. You might learn something.
You’re thinking of Jizabeth warren, member of the justaho’s . Cheney just a plain ol rino traitor
Send her to Mars.
She can come to Jupiter with me!!
Most of you readers above are a bunch of jerked! Foul thinking…foul speaking….And .PLEASE let Kamala win…she has more brains than you bunch of Trump lovers…idiots! ..than all you nasty men have in one little finger. Go wash your hands!!!
Democrats create satire. Thats about it.