NASA revealed a dubious plan earlier today that sees several of their least popular astronauts being sent on a one-way mission to Mars, sources confirm.
“Please don’t tell them that, of course,” said NASA administrator Bill Nelson, with a laugh. “This is one of the perks of working at NASA. Every office has a few people that everybody can’t stand. Well, around here, every few years we round a few of them up and trick them into getting launched into space. Hey, you’re not writing any of this down, are you? Cut that out!”
Although Nelson made some suspicious claims about the mission, the chosen participants were nevertheless thrilled about their inclusion.
“Wow, I can’t wait to go to Mars,” said astronaut Greg Carter, who everybody at NASA reportedly hates because of his bad attitude and his tendency to help himself to food found in the employee fridge. “I knew if I just kept showing up eventually they’d send me on a fun mission like this. I’m sure if my ex-wife or children talked to me still, they’d be awfully proud. Maybe when I get back we can patch everything up!”
As of press time, it was announced that the Mars launch would be followed by a short celebration before everyone got back to work.
I think hunter, kamel toe, shiff come and mayorkas should become astronauts
They’re “Space Cadets” NOW!!!!!!!!!
Cher wants to go!!!!!
Ya just had to make it about the leftist turds, didn’t ya? We know we’re a pile, don’t remind us , please
Dakotajoe. What is a better choice then “lefrist turds?” Old slow joe’ was a pee-poor commander in chief.
He may be a passable flight commander and sleep all the way. {passable}
Chers on Jupiter.! Elon won’t get her!!! Ha ha ha ha I’m laughing so hard I may puke !! Lol!! Ha ha ha!!!
You could have arranged a seat for Liz Cheney on this trip? Why NOT???
Oh boy, do I have some folks I’d nominate to send.
At soon as everyone sees that This is about the ambitious , smart, dreamers, against the lazy, content, consumers,……. Oh! Hell yea!! Donald Trump won!!! Gotta love righteous outcomes!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
If they sent Racheal Levine, would that be rocket man or rocket Tran? He sure would kill any boners, no hanky panky on mars! Unless buttigeg goes. I think I’ll go puke now.
hpw many dems can fit on a spacecraft ???? with trump and musk saving billions and billion of dollars lets cram as many of them as possible and make many trips as needed, and later on we can maybe send them to jupitor or even pluto.