Snoop Dogg left a recent children’s movie more dazed and confused than he’s ever been in his career, sources have confirmed.
The rapper, usually unfazed after smoking enough weed to make Cheech and Chong proud, was overheard walking out of the theater muttering:
“Wait… how much did I smoke? Am I dreaming, or did Pixar just drop a gender-studies lecture between the opening credits and the talking toys?”
Witnesses say Snoop even checked his popcorn bucket mid-movie to make sure it hadn’t been secretly infused with his favorite THC strain.
After checking it twice, he was overheard whispering, “This woke sh*t just ruined my high. I can handle purple dinosaurs, talking snowmen, even Eddie Murphy as a donkey — but this?
This feels like CNN slipped into my edibles.”
His grandson reportedly asked a question about the characters that made Snoop pause so long the ushers thought he was buffering.
According to bystanders, the rapper then turned to the screen and demanded, “Why is this in a kids’ movie? Where the hell is Buzz Lightyear when you need him to laser this nonsense outta here?”
Concerned parents cited this as proof that Hollywood’s woke agenda is scarier than any horror movie.
As of press time, Snoop was seen calling his dealer, asking if the new strain he bought was “Pixar Plus Ultra.”
A rapper with a surviving brain cell, who woulda though it possible.
Really !
It doesn’t say if he was in there with a child ! Ask why? A grown man who is known for his incapacity under the influence of many things . Is in a place where he is watching a movie for children . And due to the evidence of his presence at Diddys . Many videos of them in that place
Brain cell rather questionable !
Amazed anyone even gives Hillary’s friend the time of day.
To many on again off again . You know keep the idiots happy on both sides
Gotta keep his money coming